A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 154 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 19
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. Weinland complained of mockers who were intruding on his life and told them to “go fishing”. I’ll take him up on that soon. I’ll stop blogging about him when he admits he is a false prophet.
Meanwhile, Weinland had some complaints about “a little leaven ruining” his loaf. Aww, too bad, maybe some members a wising up. Ron reminded listeners that HE is revealing *yawn* God’s plan. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He cited problems with the Euro as evidence of the coming End. Ten nations have not formed yet though much less have they taken the independence of the United Sates. The coming end of the dollar has been delayed as the stock market finshed 2011 where it started 2010 at 12,000 plus. Ron is upset about the Chinese signing contracts with Afghanistan. Probably to build some roads for their march to the battle of Armageddon? Ron's God seems to be tarrying.
Ron continues to be attacked by the “spirit word” which is really stirred up. I imagine Ron stuck in traffic, pulling into to rest stop where he is ‘assaulted’ by used paper towels lying on the counter and bathroom floor leaving and running into a person who won’t move out of his way – all Satan’s attacks. Amazing to grasp and comprehend. Such persecution of God's End Time prophet. : D
Ron has made plans for travel through February. But he didn’t mention any Two Witless stuff. You think he’d be striking the earth with plagues or something. Ron said it was “awesome to understand” that most of the great things Jesus did he did in the last two weeks of his life. Wow! What an amazing parallel. Remember, Weinland’s Two Witness powers won’t kick in until three weeks before Christ’s return. Incredible to understand.
Ron encouraged members to get on the internet to see evidence of the hardships others are suffering - not like most of them who shop in stores with isles overflowing with food and products. "It's a sick, sick, sick world." Blah, blah, blah, blah…. I hope members Google his name!
Weinland harped on this point that come May, June and July his members would not have house payments etc. He gave the example of buying a matress that one would not have to pay for until three years later. It would be OK for members to buy it because they knew The End was coming if they bought it 'intending to pay for it'. He said several times, "Do you understand what I am saying?" Go out and buy anything you want, just make sure the payments don't start until May (!) Can you believe it? What a nut!
Ron, thanks for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest - (now in living color!). Mike is up next. Looks like his prophecy may come to pass.
As cute as it gets
Well, maybe not – a box of love.
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...164 days and 25 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
7 comments:
Am I missing something or is RW doing exactly to the brethren what he rants against? They pay everything for him. He stashes their money in a swiss account and flies all over the planet at their expense.
Incredible..it really is brethren..it's just incredible
M.T.Coffers
However, it is not difficult to see that Ron makes up every sermon as he goes. He has no point that doesn't wander off into stupid stuff. Probably the worst speaker I have ever heard in the COG. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I've given hundreds of sermons and know how this guy thinks and doesn't prepare, has no theological background other than his own Bible reading and blathers until the time is up.
oh ...and that most of Jesus amazing teachings and works took place the last two weeks of his life is bullshit. The man can't read either.
I thought Jesus did miracles of ministry for 3 1/3 years.
What's Mr. Weinland done since November 2008? Besides indicating President Obama never would take office?
Oops, sorry - meant 3 1/2 years.
He also said in his sermon that he "is tired".
Too much False Propheting, I guess: It's a real strain; he needs a vacation.
Club Fed should do it: He should get rest from his labors. He may have other labors, such as working in the Prison Laundry to clean up after others, like others have had to clean up after him.
It would be symmetric. Unfortunately, he does not yet know the metric system.
He will learn.
"What an amazing parallel. Remember, Weinland’s Two Witness powers won’t kick in until three weeks before Christ’s return. Incredible to understand."
Ah, Ron. The difference is that even though Jesus performed most of the recorded miracles in the last few weeks, he was still....you know....the MESSIAH the entire time.
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