Sunday, January 1, 2012
Ronald Weinland’s Loaf
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 154 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 19
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. Weinland complained of mockers who were intruding on his life and told them to “go fishing”. I’ll take him up on that soon. I’ll stop blogging about him when he admits he is a false prophet.
Meanwhile, Weinland had some complaints about “a little leaven ruining” his loaf. Aww, too bad, maybe some members a wising up. Ron reminded listeners that HE is revealing *yawn* God’s plan. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He cited problems with the Euro as evidence of the coming End. Ten nations have not formed yet though much less have they taken the independence of the United Sates. The coming end of the dollar has been delayed as the stock market finshed 2011 where it started 2010 at 12,000 plus. Ron is upset about the Chinese signing contracts with Afghanistan. Probably to build some roads for their march to the battle of Armageddon? Ron's God seems to be tarrying.
Ron continues to be attacked by the “spirit word” which is really stirred up. I imagine Ron stuck in traffic, pulling into to rest stop where he is ‘assaulted’ by used paper towels lying on the counter and bathroom floor leaving and running into a person who won’t move out of his way – all Satan’s attacks. Amazing to grasp and comprehend. Such persecution of God's End Time prophet. : D
Ron has made plans for travel through February. But he didn’t mention any Two Witless stuff. You think he’d be striking the earth with plagues or something. Ron said it was “awesome to understand” that most of the great things Jesus did he did in the last two weeks of his life. Wow! What an amazing parallel. Remember, Weinland’s Two Witness powers won’t kick in until three weeks before Christ’s return. Incredible to understand.
Ron encouraged members to get on the internet to see evidence of the hardships others are suffering - not like most of them who shop in stores with isles overflowing with food and products. "It's a sick, sick, sick world." Blah, blah, blah, blah…. I hope members Google his name!
Weinland harped on this point that come May, June and July his members would not have house payments etc. He gave the example of buying a matress that one would not have to pay for until three years later. It would be OK for members to buy it because they knew The End was coming if they bought it 'intending to pay for it'. He said several times, "Do you understand what I am saying?" Go out and buy anything you want, just make sure the payments don't start until May (!) Can you believe it? What a nut!
Ron, thanks for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest - (now in living color!). Mike is up next. Looks like his prophecy may come to pass.
As cute as it gets
Well, maybe not – a box of love.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...164 days and 25 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.