Saturday, January 7, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Babylonian Blabber

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Half a Time (Summary)
Countdown: 147 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 18
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. The forty weeks of judgment on USA, Australia etc. has ended. The US remains independent as does Great Britain and Australia. We’re into the last half time. *yawn* This is where things really get moving. God told Ron. What more could you ask for? In the next 140 days the Trumpets of Revelation will sound and the Seven Thunders will crash mightily.

Some are asking about the 5 months mentioned in Revelation. Ron addressed this saying he does not know and that they will have to wait until God reveals it. He said maybe he'll explain it next week. He doesn't know. Having faith means following when you don’t have all the answers. Reality is going to smack down their faith when Ron admits he is a false prophet. Ron trotted out the idea that people shouldn’t expect prophets to be perfect. That might be useful in the near future. The magnitude of how wrong Ronald Weinland is is breathtaking. Powerfully so.

Weinland told his congregation to not look into dates because they can be misled. But when dates are revealed through Ron they can be relied upon. Weinland cautioned his congregation against going to biblical reference books because they are all wrong. (Surprise!) And the Jews don’t know diddly about God’s plan. (Ha! He cracks me up!)

Thanks to Mike for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest. Jack365 is up next. We're gettin' close! The cats below are taking this all in stride.

Flaking out

Nap Time!

Gotchca!

Triple heart

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...157 days and 24 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

7 comments:

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Wait. Wait. Wait. The day isn't over yet. Ron might change his mind before midnight and make me the winner of the contest. And pigs might grow wings and fly.

Jack, prepare to lose the contest yourself.

Dill Weed said...

Junior is going to check just before midnite. He's up anyway.

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Dill Weed

Douglas Becker said...

I learned today that Mikey wants to be considered for the Beast of Revelation position. He is disappointed the the LCG and PCG have chosen Guttenberg and haven't given Mikey any consideration.

Is it too late?

Given the track history, we seen the Beast of Revelation in the past, and the one now is not going to be the last.

Anonymous said...

How pathetic. He cautions against numerology, but he puts significance in verses 13 everywhere. The Bible was not written in verses. That came much later. But who would be so foolish as to consult a commentary written by lost theologians? And United Church of God's TV program this morning was about The Two Witnesses, they did not mention Ron and Laura, of course. . . quite a weekend.

Brent said...

Well the times and times time was uneventful time wasn't it. Did I miss something?

Ron's God must be a vastly different one to mine because I've seen an increase in some things and a decrease in others and nothing out of the ordinary that hasn't happened before to shak a world.

The guy must imply be insane. Of course he still has to lie dead in the streets of Jerusalem. Mind you, there are twenty places in the USA called Jerusalem so he could take his pick without leaving the country as he's waiting for his indictment for fraud and tax evasion.

Roll on the next 140 days that will prove this loser a loser to those few that still believe him.

jack635 said...

So I'm next in the contest. Oh woe is me. I will be labelled a loser. Ron will point at me on the streets and proclaim "There goes a loser".

Woe is me.

Douglas Becker said...

Jack, if he curses you, you will be set for blessings the rest of your life and you will be a winner!

See, there are great blessings for mocking False Prophet Rotten Ronnie and having him curse you!

You can live long and prosper!