A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Half a Time (Summary)
Countdown: 147 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 18
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. The forty weeks of judgment on USA, Australia etc. has ended. The US remains independent as does Great Britain and Australia. We’re into the last half time. *yawn* This is where things really get moving. God told Ron. What more could you ask for? In the next 140 days the Trumpets of Revelation will sound and the Seven Thunders will crash mightily.
Some are asking about the 5 months mentioned in Revelation. Ron addressed this saying he does not know and that they will have to wait until God reveals it. He said maybe he'll explain it next week. He doesn't know. Having faith means following when you don’t have all the answers. Reality is going to smack down their faith when Ron admits he is a false prophet. Ron trotted out the idea that people shouldn’t expect prophets to be perfect. That might be useful in the near future. The magnitude of how wrong Ronald Weinland is is breathtaking. Powerfully so.
Weinland told his congregation to not look into dates because they can be misled. But when dates are revealed through Ron they can be relied upon. Weinland cautioned his congregation against going to biblical reference books because they are all wrong. (Surprise!) And the Jews don’t know diddly about God’s plan. (Ha! He cracks me up!)
Thanks to Mike for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest. Jack365 is up next. We're gettin' close! The cats below are taking this all in stride.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...157 days and 24 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.