Monday, January 30, 2012

Ronald Weinland: BlabbeRon

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 126 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 15
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. He mentioned that some countries have stopped using the dollar. But, I’ve got dollars in my pocket and plan on spending them soon.

Ron blabbered on about prophecies in Daniel. It seems that Ron has taken ‘refuge’ in the intricacies of *yawn* prophecy – all to avoid talking about the present which he doesn’t seem fond of doing lately.

God still has not explained to Ron the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation. The US is still independent and COGPKers are still able to travel around the world without fear of being detained for being true Christians. All except Ron who had to surrender his passport due to his criminal indictment for tax evasion. Look for things to get further ‘stirred up’. And now cat videos!

Note: Angry kitty doesn't think it was cute putting him out in the snow.

Sleepy

Beautiful

Jumping Jehosphat

You know it’s Armageddon when

Thanks to Anon 1 and Jack365 for playing Dillweed’s Great End of the End Contest. We are getting down to the wire with only four contestants left pitting their prophetic powers powerfully against their pithy foes! Pheww!

Tick Tock.


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...126 days and 15 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

8 comments:

Kirrily XPKG said...

Hey Dill!

Thank you for your post.

I was wondering what your plans are for this blog after May 27th. Mike has decided to keep his going for a time, and I wondered if you were going to do the same?

Hope you are well!

We have been spending our dollars over here too - spent $1,400.00 GREEN hundred dollar bills on a new fridge after our old one died (RIP).

Guess we must have still had some after 1/3 green money was invisibly burned up.....

jack635 said...

I have failed. There, I said it. At least I can admit to being wrong. I guess I should have known better than to think Ron wasn't in it for the money.

Why can't you admit to being false, Ron? Because you are not a prophet, you are a con artist.

Eric said...

Batter's Up for me

Its February 1st here in New Zealand and still no sign or anything but business as usual with both good and bad news.

I still think Ron will read the writing on the wall and come up with something on the Feast of Purim this year. He has used this once before to explain why things didn’t happen in the time frame he stated. To quote -

“This holding back is in large part due to the result of God answering the prayers of His people who set aside a time of fasting, similar to that of Esther, whose results are remembered to this day in what is called the Feast of Purim.

Second time’s a charm!

Tick, Tick, Tic, Tic, Tc, Tc, (accelerating ticks)

Mike A said...
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Anonymous said...

I can understand Ron not knowing the future, but how does he explain God not knowing that people would pray and the tribulation would be paused for a while?

Anonymous said...

What is the USA still independant from?

Just wondering what Ron said and then I'll still ask the question from my perspective as well.

Dill Weed said...

Ron believes the US, UK, Australia and some other coutries will be conquered by the Assyrians (Germans) who are the Beast power formed of ten nations in Europe. The US remains an independent (unconquered) country.
British-Israelism is the belief that those countries are the descendants of the Israelites. But like many of Ron's prophecies this hasn't come to pass.

Anonymous said...

The Germans take Australia?

They'd die of sunburn before winter!