Monday, March 26, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Still Paying His Bills with US Dollars

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 84 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 9
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1 Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Windsor, CT this Sabbath. Ronald Weinland continues to use the US dollars given him by his congregation members. Members are still required to send in US dollars, too. It seems Ron can’t throw them out the window fast enough and seemingly plans to spend it all on Google *yawn* advertising. He better save some for his lawyers. The stock market is up this week. No signs of runaway inflation. There’s always tomorrow until May 27th.

China’s army of two hundred million men seems to be AWOL. Europe hasn’t done what it’s going to do. USA, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand remain free and independent.

The Beast power hasn’t risen. The 2nd Trumpet hasn’t sounded. The Thunders remain silent. Except for the Thundering silence of nothing happening. If you listen to the pauses in his sermons (the best parts of his sermons, BTW) the silence Thunders.

Listen closely and you’ll hear crickets, perhaps the Horde streaming up from the Abyss?

The question comes to mind how many more weeks until some members begin to ask where are the things you prophesied, Ron? How much longer can even the most rabid believer delude himself?

Ron’s out may come out of the church fast. But, how can he backtrack?

”Laura and I have discovered we’re not the Two Witnesses of Revelation after all. Oops. But, I'm still God's End Time prophet and an apostle. Now, let's review the Truths.”

“God spoke to me in my mind and said he’s extending the Great Tribulation another 3 ½ years because he has caught anyone’s attention.”

“God has asked me to fill in for Christ because He’s busy just right now.”

“God has asked me to write another chapter of the bible just to warn people again you know just in case they haven’t heard.”

Ron’s sermon Passover blah, blah, blah, blah…. more mumbo jumbo. How much longer can he distract the flock?

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...84 days and 9 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Anonymous said...

Wait.....? Whats that noise...??? Oh, it's the street sweeper coming by.

Darn, thought it was the 2nd coming.

Eric said...

In answer to your question about how many more weeks until some members begin to ask where are the things you prophesied, Ron.

Some of them already have! I don't listen to his entire sermon as he has already wasted enough of my time but browsing through his last three sermons, in every one he has brought up the members leaving topic every week. Some of them are working it out and leaving him and its really upsetting him. It cuts him to the heart. Probably deep down inside its because his adoring audience is getting smaller.

Worthy to note is how he describes them - people who have sacrificed much and been through so much. These are not people who have just joined but long standing members who have a relationship with him. It’s really making an impact on him.

And what does he do. The greatest prophet of all time the Elijah, an apostle, one of the two end time witnesses, all who have great power, what does he do?

He appeals to them and says (sorry don’t have a time reference and sermon date and I am quotig this from memory) couldn’t they just hold on a little longer, just a few weeks, just in case, in the remote possibility that it may be true.

No reference anything that he has said that has been backed up by events, no miracles that he or his wife have done in line with scripture, only just in case, in the remote possibility of..... is the best he can come up with.

Anonymous said...

Geez Eric, you really are on top of things about Ron. I remembered that sermon about 3 weeks ago I believe. He was basically pleading with followers to hang on a bit longer just "in case" he's right, LOL. What a crappy prophet. He was saying something like people don't have the right attitude and asking questions and complaining. Serves him right that people are seeing through all his lies and deceptions.

Douglas Becker said...

Rabid believers?

They need to get Rabies shots now!

I think I hear the 7 thunders!

No wait!

That's Mikey purring!

And just a week away or so (who can figure out this calendar thing, anyway) until Passover (which actually should be kept as the Lord's Supper a day earlier) where PKG members can repent of and be forgiven for following a crazy false prophet.