A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 84 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 9
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1 Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Windsor, CT this Sabbath. Ronald Weinland continues to use the US dollars given him by his congregation members. Members are still required to send in US dollars, too. It seems Ron can’t throw them out the window fast enough and seemingly plans to spend it all on Google *yawn* advertising. He better save some for his lawyers. The stock market is up this week. No signs of runaway inflation. There’s always tomorrow until May 27th.
China’s army of two hundred million men seems to be AWOL. Europe hasn’t done what it’s going to do. USA, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand remain free and independent.
The Beast power hasn’t risen. The 2nd Trumpet hasn’t sounded. The Thunders remain silent. Except for the Thundering silence of nothing happening. If you listen to the pauses in his sermons (the best parts of his sermons, BTW) the silence Thunders.
Listen closely and you’ll hear crickets, perhaps the Horde streaming up from the Abyss?
The question comes to mind how many more weeks until some members begin to ask where are the things you prophesied, Ron? How much longer can even the most rabid believer delude himself?
Ron’s out may come out of the church fast. But, how can he backtrack?
”Laura and I have discovered we’re not the Two Witnesses of Revelation after all. Oops. But, I'm still God's End Time prophet and an apostle. Now, let's review the Truths.”
“God spoke to me in my mind and said he’s extending the Great Tribulation another 3 ½ years because he has caught anyone’s attention.”
“God has asked me to fill in for Christ because He’s busy just right now.”
“God has asked me to write another chapter of the bible just to warn people again you know just in case they haven’t heard.”
Ron’s sermon Passover blah, blah, blah, blah…. more mumbo jumbo. How much longer can he distract the flock?
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...84 days and 9 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.