A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 91 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 10
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. He mentioned how audacious it was for mankind to thumb its nose at his God but, did not mention his mockers who thumb their noses at him.
Several members were raised to the meaningless position of elders. Ron has cards printed up so members can share them around. They will eventually wind up with the worthless, unused copies of his book – GFW.
Ron is preparing his members for the *yawn* most meaningful Passover in 6000 years.
It was noticeable during his introduction he paused for longer than usual. The silence of nothing happening sounded loudly like crickets. Speaking of his sermons he said it like he’s at his Red Sea (moment) and does not give anything other than what God gives to him. Heh-Heh, I’m looking forward to his explanation when it is apparent to even his most deluded members that HE IS WRONG. Oh, and nobody can understand the bible but Ron and PKG-COG members to whom understanding has been given. And, of course, God gives truth thru Ron.
Ron also spent a good portion of the sermon amping up member’s fear of nuclear weapons and told them that he believes the vast majority of destruction will occur after his death in Jerusalem. Whatever. Ron spent time mocking other religions, Jews, Christian and other because they cannot understand the bible, Sabbath, etc.
A look back to the beginning of The End, grasp and comprehend. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) In the beginning of The End
What constitutes admission of being a false prophet?
Acknowledging that you were wrong is acknowledging you are a false prophet. It is the definition given in the bible. BUT, Ron and Laura Weinland have done more than prophecy falsely. They have also presumptuously claimed to be the Two Witnesses of Revelation. Ron has also claimed other titles as well, including God’s End Time prophet. Laura’s sins are every bit as bad as Ron’s maybe worse. Why? Laura has an objective view and she plays along. She could have called Ron on his con, but went along instead. What a disgrace.
Admitting they were wrong will be easy, but how do you ‘realize’ you aren’t really The Two Witnesses of Revelation after 3 1/2 years? How do you explain that? How the hell can someone get that wrong for three and a half years? How? Just how does that happen? All the while claiming God talks to you in your head?
They are going to have to flush the whole turd and go back to being plain ole flunky, unknown Ron and Laura Weinland of the shattered COG and recently shattered PKG-COG - not only obscure, but irrelevant to 6 billion people and one cat. Or spend the rest of their lives circling the bowl like Jim and Tammy Fae Baker trying to peddle knick knacks and vitamins on some unknown church show on a channel you never heard of.
There’s comfort in the hope Ron will spend some time in the ‘wilderness of the federal penitentiary.’ Maybe he’ll end up in a cell next to Wesley Snipes and they can trade tips on tax dodging. Wes may be out by now, but they could be pen pals. Ron could send him one of his spare books. He’ll have a bunch.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...91 days and 10 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
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