Saturday, March 17, 2012

Ronald Weinland: The Audacity of Mankind

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 91 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 10
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. He mentioned how audacious it was for mankind to thumb its nose at his God but, did not mention his mockers who thumb their noses at him.

Several members were raised to the meaningless position of elders. Ron has cards printed up so members can share them around. They will eventually wind up with the worthless, unused copies of his book – GFW.

Ron is preparing his members for the *yawn* most meaningful Passover in 6000 years.

It was noticeable during his introduction he paused for longer than usual. The silence of nothing happening sounded loudly like crickets. Speaking of his sermons he said it like he’s at his Red Sea (moment) and does not give anything other than what God gives to him. Heh-Heh, I’m looking forward to his explanation when it is apparent to even his most deluded members that HE IS WRONG. Oh, and nobody can understand the bible but Ron and PKG-COG members to whom understanding has been given. And, of course, God gives truth thru Ron.

Ron also spent a good portion of the sermon amping up member’s fear of nuclear weapons and told them that he believes the vast majority of destruction will occur after his death in Jerusalem. Whatever. Ron spent time mocking other religions, Jews, Christian and other because they cannot understand the bible, Sabbath, etc.

A look back to the beginning of The End, grasp and comprehend. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) In the beginning of The End

What constitutes admission of being a false prophet?

Acknowledging that you were wrong is acknowledging you are a false prophet. It is the definition given in the bible. BUT, Ron and Laura Weinland have done more than prophecy falsely. They have also presumptuously claimed to be the Two Witnesses of Revelation. Ron has also claimed other titles as well, including God’s End Time prophet. Laura’s sins are every bit as bad as Ron’s maybe worse. Why? Laura has an objective view and she plays along. She could have called Ron on his con, but went along instead. What a disgrace.

Admitting they were wrong will be easy, but how do you ‘realize’ you aren’t really The Two Witnesses of Revelation after 3 1/2 years? How do you explain that? How the hell can someone get that wrong for three and a half years? How? Just how does that happen? All the while claiming God talks to you in your head?

They are going to have to flush the whole turd and go back to being plain ole flunky, unknown Ron and Laura Weinland of the shattered COG and recently shattered PKG-COG - not only obscure, but irrelevant to 6 billion people and one cat. Or spend the rest of their lives circling the bowl like Jim and Tammy Fae Baker trying to peddle knick knacks and vitamins on some unknown church show on a channel you never heard of.

There’s comfort in the hope Ron will spend some time in the ‘wilderness of the federal penitentiary.’ Maybe he’ll end up in a cell next to Wesley Snipes and they can trade tips on tax dodging. Wes may be out by now, but they could be pen pals. Ron could send him one of his spare books. He’ll have a bunch.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...91 days and 10 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Eric said...

A couple of favourite bits from his March 3 sermon.

(1) At 13:20 saying that he sometimes doesn’t understand what he writes
“I found this reading my own writing, what I wrote; I go back and read something, now I understand that.”

(2) At 36: 40 and 37:38
A further compression of the time line. Now it can happen in half a day.
“If it’s in the last day, if it’s HALF WAY THROUGH THE LAST DAY of the marching symbolically...”

(3) At 37:38 letting people know that he is still getting questions about the timing
“I find it ever so interesting that the timing of questions regarding of this subject.

(4) At 1:23:35 admitting that he got something wrong and then saying that he doesn’t believe what he has said in the past. Yet in the latest sermon on the 17th saying that he only gives what god gives him.
“And then it was said in that sermon, this will be the last great Passover, observed together by Gods people before Jesus Christ returns, I’M GLAD I WAS WRONG about that, just to let you know, that just because of my job it DOESN’T MEAN I AM ALWAYS RIGHT OR THAT GOD HELPS ME TO BE RIGHT AT ALL TIMES. That’s why I love the scripture that talks about the [present?] truth.
Slightly further on
“ the church will not be able to keep it in 2012 in such an organised and safe manner as we are this year, Again hopefully that’s still not true, and I believe that it’s not. But again *WE* don’t know, *WE* don’t know what going to happen tomorrow.”

After a few more comments he then escapes to the safety of reminding people how far people have come from.
Hey PKG er’s If he can say that the last Passover will be the last great Passover and he got that from god and the next will not be so organised but in this sermon he says that this coming Passover will be one of the most memorable and meaningful Passovers ever (9:50) and he got that from God can’t you see that he contradicts himself once again. If he has admitted above that he has got things wrong WHAT ELSE WILL HE GET WRONG?

Anonymous said...

So many blind people following this deluded charlatan. Some people turn off their brains and like being told what and how to think. Shaking my head, May 27th can't come soon enough.

Anonymous said...

he's just admitted he gets things wrong. How can the last Elijah get things wrong?

Can't he hear himself?

Where's DoctorX from ATS? Does he know Ron says he gets things wrong?. Can he name a prophet in the Bible who got things wrong?>

Anonymous said...

Ron reminds of a guy I once knew (real story). This guy was heavily into drugs and always spoke with contradictions and always tried to find an edge in every conversation. He had to be right even when the facts prove otherwise. Guess where that guy is? In drug rehab and I get to shake my again once more. If more people would use simple logic then they would see right through this false prophet the moment he opened his mouth.

Anonymous said...

god is NOT great