A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Fast with Thanksgiving (Summary)
Countdown: 77 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 8
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. A few more weeks remain before Christ’s Return.
But first, Ron has to do what he’s going to do. Which seems to mean piddle around proclaiming how convicted he is. The absence of anything happening is more pronounced and will become more so in the following weeks. Remember, it could happen in a day or ½ day except that it can’t. Tick Tock.
How long will members put up with the ruse?
Jesus gives Ron sermons from God. Everything is awesomely organized by God. God is excited. Well, boy howdy! There should be some real interesting sermons here shortly.
Somethings with The Two Witnesses are not going to happen as expected. Maybe they aren’t going to die? He didn’t specify but blah blah blah.
Oh yeah!
Super kitty
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...77 days and 8 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
6 comments:
The Bible is very clear that the end time prophets lie dead in the streets...
So far, this has literally happened because these two 'prophets' are 'dead' in the street.
There's nothing more dead that a prophet who can't prophesy accurately.
You have [dis]honorable mention here:
http://www.networksofdoom.com/2012/03/ron-weinlands-doomsday-deniers-detractors-and-quibblers/
What an honor.
And to find it out on April Fool's Day.
Congratulations.
Keep up the good work.
[Mikey, Mikey, it's April Fool's Day, where's your blog entry "Repentance" where all the ACoG ministers give up British Israelism and Ronald Weinland admits he's a false prophet? Here, Mikey... Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. What? Are you asleep again? You're supposed to be campaigning for President of the United States! Darn you Mikey, get up! Lazy good for nothing Candidate!]
The Son'll come out
"Tomorrow"
Better spend your bottom dollar cuz "Tomorrow"
There'll be Son.
Thinkin' about "The World
Tomorrow"
Clears away the sanity
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
The Son'll come out
"Tomorrow"
So ya gotta hang on
'Til "The World Tomorrow"
Come what may!
"Tomorrow"! "Tomorrow"!
I love ya "The World Tomorrow"!
You're always
A day
A-way!
The son will come out in 3 and 1/2 years. Give it another 3 and 1/2 years. It's all very spiritual. It's so awesomely powerful and god will reveal more and more and more. Yeah Yeah.
He just can’t stop letting things slip during his sermons. He keeps digging holes for himself. Does anybody know if he give his sermons from notes, ad lib or a mixture of both?
My first point has been mentioned by other people quite a few times but it made such an impression that I thought I would put in my two cents worth about the WE.
23: 20 "WE were having a talk this morning - breakfast - yes while WE were eating, which all of you are waiting for".
It’s the WE that really stuck with me. The apostle, end time Elijah gives an instruction to the Church to have a thanks giving fast and it’s given from God. Ok, I can take on board that a presenter may need a glass of water during a long speech, but breakfast? Oh well, let’s be kind and suppose that he does indeed have a weak constitution and needs to eat to keep up his strength for the rigors of talking for two hours. What does he do? Not set a good example by having something privately in his room so it won’t distract his members so they can follow god’s council. Not only go and have breakfast publicly in front of other people but have breakfast with them and empower them not follow the instructions he has given to the Church, given from God. You have your own special set of instructions if you are the prophet Ron or are the people in his inner circle. This smacks of Hypocrisy and I would have loved to see who and how many were with him.
24:50 This speaks for itself...
“Just toss it out there a little bit, a little bit, because its coming in time, there are things about the two witness that aren’t going to happen the way we thought were going to happen”
A warning of another imminent departure from what people are expecting
Certainly it will be his God giving something different from what his God gave him earlier. It will be "awesome to understand", it will be because "he is continually being taught", "because he is learning lessons" etc etc etc etc but it will still a contradiction in whatever language you put it.
1:05 His boasting about how many books have been download and printed and how well they have done. A download of course does not imply that the person has read the book or agree with the contents, however let’s take the number downloaded he has given (1.5 million) as the number.
The United States Census Bureau estimates that the world population exceeded 7 billion on March 12, 2012.
7,000,000,000
Divied by
1,500,000
= 0.02%
0.02%! That’s a 200th of a percent of the worlds population. An absolutely tiny figure. That’s less than a drop in the preverbal bucket. He hasn’t made any sort of impact on a world scale. That extremely poor performance as an end time prophet with his special mission.
It’s less than the population of a small country. For example New Zealand's population is around 4,4 million. Auckland, New Zealand’s biggest city extended area population is just under 1.5 million about the same number of copies downloaded yet Auckland doesn’t even make it into the top 200 sized cities, which roughly corresponds with the number of cities in the world with more than 2 million people.
Another complete misreading of reality and massive failure by Ron as the end time prophet – 0.02%, a two hundredth of a percent. He hasn’t made a dent on the world stage unlike Herbert Armstrong whom he has relegated to a type and himself as the fulfillment. At least Herbert Armstrong was reasonably widely known and the plain truth very widely published. Ron is a non event that radio stations don’t want to interview let alone any television stations. Very few people outside his group and those who blog about him know about him, and those that do have usually labeled him in the same category as Harold Camping.
As Ron said in February..."The stage is being set"
Cool. Shame no one including Jesus is coming to the show!
One of Rons supporters on ATS (DoctorEx) must being feeling sick about now.
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