God’s Prank on Ronald Weinland: Letting Him Run His Mouth.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt. 2(Summary)
Countdown: 831 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 119
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Spokesman Witness canceled scheduled meeting in Windsor, CT due to snow and instead spoke from Detroit. Apparently, Ron’s control of the weather is weak has not come to full power because it's a 'process'. Funny, it not supposed to rain during the Two Witnesses ministry and that includes the frozen stuff too.

Ron read an article about the Euro being in trouble because of Greece’s financial problems. Maybe, this wasn’t one the Thunders that was a decoy? He had difficulty reading the article because he was suffering from poison oak. Apparently, he does not have the power to heal himself, either.

There was no further explanation about his previous comments on ‘some of the Thunders being put in there to cause some to stumble.’ The rest is below.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Nothing new.


Cool video of the week - Dill Weed, Jr. listening to Ron's sermon.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Disclaims the Seven Thunders That Were Supposed To Validate Him As A Prophet

It has begun. Or, rather it continues. Weinland cuts another cord and disclaims the Seven Thunders that God allowed him to choose specifically.

Ronald Weinland has shifted doctrine again away from the claims he made in 2008 - God's Final Witness. Weinland claimed the Seven Thunders in Revelation (which are not described in the bible) would verify that he was God's End Time prophet. He went on to describe them in great detail stating that God had allowed him to choose their form. He claimed the first Thunder was 9/11 (after the fact, of course). The "ever increasing never decreasing" crash of the Thunders would prove that Ronald and his wife, Laura were the Two Witnesses of Revelation. *Yawn*

The predictions he made have not come true and he has not been vindicated or validated by the words he claimed were inspired and from Jesus. (And, Jesus was very specific.) So, he has decided to cut them loose before they do him in.

Some have been questioning the non-thundering Thunders as well as other claims Weinland has made. This is encouraged. Ron will be cutting loose more baggage in the not too distant future.

It was time to cut loose from those failed claims and he did at 1 hour 17 minutes into the sermon Healing the Mind, Pt. 1. It is excruciatingly boring, as are all of his sermons. That might seem harsh, but go download one, anyone. I dare you. (Don't sit next to a window because you will be tempted to throw yourself out.) I transcribed the relevant portion below.

In building up to this, Weinland prattled on about how God's way's were higher than our ways. He referenced the account where Paul challenged doubters over a change in women's status in the church. Paul asked if they were prophets and could they speak inspired words. Weinland likes this and laughed about it saying it was one of his 'favorites.' He does the same to doubters in his church going so far to say that "anyone who disagrees with anything in his sermons is wrong, wrong, wrong." (He was yelling when he said this.)

"There are many things I’ve stated in the past that have to do with the Thunders that aren’t mine." (In GFW, he not only claims they are his, but that God allowed him to choose the specifics, him being the greatest prophet eva! and spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation, no less.)

"Some of those things are stated in there candidly to give some people a hard time. To let people trip, to find fault, to stumble where they will." (What about God using the Thunders to demonstrate you're His End Time prophet, as you claimed God said?) "So much is written, so much of what Jesus Christ had to say, if we understand the author." (We understand the author, not Jesus Christ, but Ronald Weinland, a fake, a fraud, a phony, a religious con man of the lowest order and talent.)

"That’s why I used to get uncomfortable when people would say that sermon sounds just like something Mr. Armstrong would say. I used to cringe when I heard that. Then I came to understand, well, duh, it’s the same spirit. I should sound like that." (You sir are a knuckle head. And, it is the same spirit.)

"So there are some things written in there that are a matter of oneness with God, the mind of God that God has granted that God has blessed. It’s just the way (laughs) that God is doing things." (Fuck you.)

"The way that things are going to happen. You see, it’s in the bible, it’s all there…. Any-wayyyyy." (Then he lets go a huge sigh as man who has just cleared his conscience or cleared a big hurdle.) "It's amazing sometimes what we do as human beings." (This is really telling. It's worth listening from 1 hr 17 minutes to 1 hr 19 minutes. You can really hear the relief of this coming off his chest. You can tell it was really weighing on him.)

I am convinced now that Weinland is nothing less than a religious con man. Period.

It will be real interesting to watch the rest of this downward spiral. Hopefully, enough people will get wise.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Nothing New

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt. 1(Summary)
Countdown: 838 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 120
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland speaks from his home Cincinnati, OH this week. Ron, in a powerful way, prepares to bore his audience. He remarks on how fortunate the congregation is that God has delayed the bad parts of The Great Tribulation. *Yawn*

The trials of the 50th Truth were a real blessing for PKG. (LOL) PKG was refined like gold. (Yep)

He is repeating the same old stuff. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The family, the family… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

There’s a time coming when we won’t be able to meet for the Sabbath. It coming… someday. (Right)

Ron states that some people are in disagreement with what is in some of his sermons. (YEAH!) Ron challenges those who disagree with him asking are they a prophet? If you are in disagreement with ANYTHING IN THE SERMONS you’re in opposition with God. (He's yelling, again. Perhaps, he's not feeling appreciated. You know what they say about a prophet in his home town.)

God is excited, but some in PKG are not excited enough.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Apocalyptic Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 845 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 121
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Minneapolis, MN this Saturday.

To summarize his blathering: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (You didin't miss anything.) Weinland’s God given ability to bore shows no sign of weakening.

It won’t be too long before he has to exercise his ability to change timelines again, but remember everything that’s in the book will still happen just later at some unspecified time in the future that is approaching us rapidly. Stay on guard and *fight* for this way of life by sending in your tithes and listening to Ron fumble his way through sermon after sermon.

An interesting article about the false prophet (not Ron in this case).

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Millions to Be Baptized into PKG!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 852 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 122
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

The Elijah to come, Ronald Weinland speaks from Dallas, TX this week.

Ron recaps last week’s boring sermon. He doesn’t seem to have much to say. Massive baptisms. Millions. Incredibly exciting. Indeed.

Ron rails and rails, then rants and rails. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Nothing new. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The audio dropped at the last, thankfully.

Will Ron be addressing the world instead of there being a Super Bowl?

An interesting article regarding the timing of the Two Witnesses.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Delivers Another Yawner

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 859 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 123
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Zerabubbel, ‘with the plum line in his hand’ spoke from Los Angeles, CA today. Moving in theocratic unity PKG members re-arrange their chairs so they can hear the apostle speak.

Elders will meet in Cincinnati to get to know each other and to prepare themselves for mass baptisms. Members are not to stay at the ‘training’ site.

Church will fast in February to help along the process of the removal of the curse upon women. Ron will read from his post on the same. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron beats up on human nature and spends much time on obvious things remarking on how dumbfounding they are. With Ron the obvious is profound and the knowable unknowable.

Ron rants about hair length stating it’s simple and basic though treating it like it is not. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

No reference to Haiti or the Thunders. No new prophecy. We seem to be back to ho-hum filler sermons.

Here is an interesting look at End Time events that may happen in 2010, I like how the author explains his point of view. He does a good job qualifying himself like theological Bob.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 866 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 124
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

From Spokane, WA speaks the end time Zerabubbel ‘with the plum line in his hand’. *Yawn* More on the ordination of women, in expectation of hundreds of thousands who will soon be streaming to PKG.

There will be a fast in February. It is supposed to help members accept the ordination of women and their ‘new’ role in the church.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. This was a really boring sermon. Ron thinks that other churches only do good works around the holidays. Whatever.

No new prophecies this week.

Did Ron visit this restaurant in Egypt when he saw the pyramids? Were there used paper towels on the bathroom counter? Did Ron have to fight to maintain his loving spirit?

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed