Saturday, April 18, 2009
Harrell’s Aaron to Ron’s Moses
A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
A Time of Deliverance […of more of your money, brethren.] (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1132 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 162
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
A Time of Deliverance (…of more than your tithes. Dig deep brothers.) There’s a basket at the back of the hall. (LOL) If you’re listening at home take out an envelope… (This is too good. Apparently, VISA and Master Card are not accepted. You can’t simply have it taken out of your bank account, either - though I’m sure Ron salivates at the idea.)
A Southern fired crock…. Delivered by Johnny Harrell. Johnny reflects on how excited he was at his first Passover. (Really, huh?) Johnny has a plain southern speaking style and pauses between syl---la---bles.
The story of Israel we all know….. everything was by plan… even the flood… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. This guy is BORING. He lacks any verbal punctuation, even the ill timed, jolting emphasis of the 1st Witness. Flat line. Coffee injection needed.
Here we go…. “When God takes us to the next step of his plan, how will you react?” Setting up the brethren for some new light? Ron sends out his stooges to run interference.
Children of Israel… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. COG-PKG… Blah, blah, blah, blah….
The Land of Ham by the Red Sea…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
“There are two leading the Church of God today… Are you humble when God reveals present truth? What was your reaction when the truth was revealed about Pentecost? What about the timing of events?” (Prod the sheep back into line.)
“The present truth is where you and I are at today. When God takes us to the left or the right, we had better follow where God leads… (through Ron and Laura, but for how long?)
Tick Tock. Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.