Saturday, September 12, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Jesus Told Me 2011 MLB Season Canceled.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Prepare for the Feast Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 985 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 141
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0


The real 1st trumpet =>
(Will look like this.)

Ron’s in Columbia, MO this week.
The 2nd Trumpet still has not sounded, surprised? Will Ron break off some new prophecy? Will he spiritualize another part of the Great Tribulation? Has Ron been tormented by wicked people who don’t throw away their paper towels? Stay tuned.

Florida Gators are kicking Troy’s butt in football 49 to 6.
The world is condescending (huff) sick, sick world. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Will Ron drop the bomb that God has called off the Great Tribulation because of the January fast? (Hee-hee)

The Feast is about fellowship. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Yea and lo Ron maintains his prophetic silence.

Yea and lo by 2011, The Great Pum... Tribulation will be in full swing and the MLB won't be.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

5 comments:

Kirrily XPKG said...

What's MLB?

Looks like you did a lot of yawning again Dill :-)

Dill Weed said...

Major Leaguie Baseball...
it's an American thing.

: D


Dill Weed

Kirrily XPKG said...

Ah - thanks for clearing that up Dill :-)

J said...

Last week he said "There will be no Facebook and MySpace in the Millennium, but there will be e-mail."

Now if he could only say "there will be no MLB in 2011, but there will be NFL" I might be tempted to join. ;)

Richard said...

I thought the NFL was the league actually threatened with a strike/lockout in 2011. N.P.R.'s sports expert mentioned it the other day.