A Prophet’s Log (Flush)Our Father (Summary)
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Chandler, AZ today, Ron didn’t give the sermon last week because he was “drained” and couldn’t give the sermon. God did not empower him to give it.
Ron comments on going from the heat of summer in AZ to spring in New Zealand. Ah, the joys of world tithe financed travel.
Ron lists some deaths (not of people whom he has cursed.) Ron shuffles papers and switches gears for the sermon. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
It appears Ron will studiously avoid prophecying. Another run of the mill sermon's in the offing. Ugh. Uniplural word? Hmm. A Ronism, I believe. Nope, it seems there is a thing called a uniplural noun (Googled, I did) with a page of explanation that I came nowhere near to wanting to read.
"We can't understand the truth until God reveals it." (Ron's credibility crutch.) And who does He reveal it through? Ron, of course. God revealed to Ron that he is His End Time prophet and 1st and spokesman for the Witnesses of Revelation. (Heh-heh-heh) But, what will time reveal?
Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
10 comments:
I am patiently waiting for May 27, 2012. Moreso for June 2nd, 2012. That should be an interesting sermon, if he even shows up for it. Maybe May 27th, 2012 is the retirement date for Ron and the missus. They are after all, supposed to ascend into heaven.
Maybe after they disappear, Wayne and Johnny will still be required to transfer the tithes to the Credit Suisse for the witnesses use when they return.
Anyhow, I await the sermon of 02 June 2012.
Hello there,
I was wondering? since Ron is a end time witness would it be morally wrong to put it to the test?? say for instance I knew a lee Harvy Oswald type of character who happens to be ex special forces with a grudge and he was easily persuaded...Do you think I could get into trouble if I poked him along? This is quite a good site with intelligent people so there must be a couple of lawyers here? from a legal stand point could I argue that I was conducting a theological test and that Ron had convinced me he was the one? a bit like the film the matrix?
anonymous 5:02 am
You would be implicated in conspiracy to commit murder. Or at the very least an accessory. It all depends on your intent at the time, and what happens as a result of your actions.
He's no prophet. He is a human being and his murder would be investigated.
This site doesn't advocate violence against anyone - even false prophets. Ron has a date with God. It is possible that some of his followers who have been led along and bilked of 10% of their income will become angry and take matters into their own hands. Personally, I've thought that that might happen, but have never mentioned it until now. I'm just going to let matters take their course and report them here with Dill Weed, Jr. at my side.
Dill Weed
our weapons are not of this world.
they are spiritual.
wish i had the exact scripture...
point being....we do not advocate violence.
Revenge is mine saith the Lord.
Hello again,
I certainly don't know any Lee Harvey Oswald types and I certainly don't advocate murder I made it up...... But Rons such an annoying little bastard and he had me going for a while and the idea intrigued me that if he is who he says he is....then no one could kill him or at least if they tried he could make them into a french fry (im using his delusion to make a point) Another thing that annoys me is this.... if I claim to be anyone but myself...ie hitler or napoleon I risk being sectioned, how is he able to walk around making a fortune without being locked up after claiming to be gods consiglieri? Another thing why is God constantly trying to make him look bad if he'e a close confidante? One more thing do you think Laura is taking this dumb blonde thing to a new level?
Anonymous,
God and time are going to have to sort this one out. Ron does provide an interesting side show. Unless, he is commits some financial crime he can go on preaching falsley as long as people believe and shell out their hard earned money. Have a e-seat and enjoy the show that is comiong to a dramtic conclusion and we will see.
Dill Weed
When it comes to biblical sanctions, no one should assume a commission based on Deut 18:20.
As far as earthly civil sanctions, it's not illegal in the USA to claim to be a prophet and persuade people to send you their life savings.
But it is illegal to fail to pay income taxes on your spiritual gains. And we'll have to wait and see if this turns out to be Ronnie's undoing.
And Laura's not a blond, according to pictures of her on the Internet. And while she be deluded, she's not exactly dumb.
Definition of DUMB........One who cannot speak ! Silent prophetess?? get it! I kno laura is grey but I used blonde to expand on the pun...... Never mind....I was booted off the weinland witness forum for posting similar items and it took them a long time to realise I was taking the piss....good site keep up the good work!
Weinland Witness is still going? Haha, what's the point?
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