Saturday, July 2, 2011

Unknown Prophet Repeats Himself Again and Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 340 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 44
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


This Sabbath false prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH . Over flow crowds are expected at the Florida feast site...

*Yawn*…

Ron’s excited about where we are in time…

I am, too. I can’t wait until events prove him to be a false prophet again.

Ron warns his audience that he’s going to repeat himself. Oh, boy.

Funny stuff: The guy who gave the prayer put ‘technical matters’ into God’s hands and the service was interrupted! Ron said, “Great prayer!”

For most of the sermon, Ron whined about disunity in his church.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 333 days and 48 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

10 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

This is just what I've been afraid of: Boring, nothing new, nothing new, boring.... At least, AT LEAST, he's whining about disunity! That is definitely a step in the right direction! DISUNITY COULD GET WORSE! Will that turn out to be another false prediction?

You see, we can make this entertaining! I mean, whether or not disunity in Rotten Ronnie's group at least has an element of SUSPENSE! Maybe it will get worse. What if it doesn't? This is exciting! It could be just marginally less boring.

We also have the possibility of another false prophecy: What if the Florida Feast Site has no overflow crowds? Another false prophecy in the making?

If we just give up and sink into the doldrums thinking that there will never be another exciting false prophecy, we might as well Pack it in (as in David Pack it in). Bored people tend to wander off. It's possible (but not likely) that even the cool video of the week (which are very good!) might not bring the... whatever number of people who come to hang out here.

Here is a last ditch effort, if everything else fails and everyone coming here dies of terminal bordom: Let's start the "boring game" on Uncle Ron. We start with the phrase: Ronald Weinland is sooooo boring, he... and then end it with a zinger! For example:

Ronald Weinland is so boring he falls asleep during his own sermons.

Or,

Ronald Weinland is so boring every time he enters a room, everyone in the room falls asleep.

Think of it as sort of the flip side of "The most interesting man in the world" commercials for Dos Eqis.

"Ronald Weinland doesn't always drink beer, but we wish he would, because he'd be more interesting drunk!"

brent said...

Disunity in his church!

Douglas Becker said...

Maybe things will pick up next week, now that Gerald Flurry got an Air Force Fly By. Not much of a chance, but we could hope.

Baywolfe said...

Yeah, but Gerry owns God's Auditorium. Ron just has a nice home on a golf course.

Douglas Becker said...

Yeah, but Gerry owns God's Auditorium.

Baywolfe, objection noted.

It may be an overstatement, though. Flurry still owes $9 million. The bank owns the Auditorium. We'll have to wait awhile.

Both of them have nice green lawns. Maybe they could have a golf tournament. At least that might alleviate some of the boredom, but don't expect a hole in one. They don't have that sort of record, particularly in the realm of prophecy.

Anonymous said...

Oh Doug. Shut up. Your worse than Ronnie... worse, you take pride in it.

Baywolfe said...

Anon,

Point #1
YOU'RE worse than Ronnie, not YOUR worse than Ronnie. It's a contraction of YOU ARE. The English language, learn it.

Point #2
I think that's the whole point of Douglas' diatribes, so you're a little slow on the uptake.

Anonymous said...

Baywolfe,

Point #1
You're an idiot.



Point #2
You'll always be an idiot.

Mark said...

What is there disunity about? The only unifying factor they all have shared is their belief that Ron is a prophet. So, there must be cracks in that foundation.

Douglas Becker said...

Baywolfe, no worries: I don't pay any attention to the Muggles.