Ronald Weinland: Still Not Striking the Earth with Plagues

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 312 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 40
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Long Island, NY this Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron stayed in the safe waters of sermon retreads. The audio was messed up. He sounded like he was talking from the bottom of a trash can. No worry, he was still able to serve heaping helpings of boredom. Ron spent much of the sermon idolizing his spiritual hero, Herbert Armstrong. The Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron seems to be reviewing the Truths. I thought he was going to do that after he admitted he was a false prophet.

No news here. Maybe next week.

Junior's recommendation for good clean fun below.

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 305 days and 44 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: God’s Truth Comes Through Me NOT YOU.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Restoration of Truth (Summary)
Countdown: 319 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 41
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath where it was uncomfortably hot and Ron did not see fit to change the weather.

The topic was *eyeroll* Church Government – of which you are not. Because you are not in charge and because Ron is YOU are reliant on Ron for God’s Truth… because where else are you going to go? If you have a sermonette you’d like to deliver to the congregation – fuggeta about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

For a refreshing change and something that really speaks of God.... It will wash all thought of Ron out of your mind, Yeah! DilL Weed, Jr. says play on a full screen.

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 312 days and 45 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Beaten About the Head with the Sabbath and Tithing

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis Pt 2(Summary)
Countdown: 326 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 42
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Portland, OR this Sabbath. Ron pulled out the Sabbath stick and proceeded to flail it about. They can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. the scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The Ron revisited tithing for the newer ones reminding them they needed to pay.

An interesting statement made by false prophets: We have received Truths from God that can be corrected by God’s prophets.

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 319 days and 46 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Bores Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis (Summary)
Countdown: 333 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 43
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Minneapolis, MN this Sabbath. Ron explains the journey of COG through the *yawn* 7 eras of the church. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron managed to avoid prophesying and striking the earth with any plagues though he lost his place several times and wandered like Moses and the Israelites. Ron admitted he still does not known when the next Trumpet will sound. God’s still keeping him in the dark.

Anyway, the picture is from Junior’s time as a croupier.

Below Junior meets his match.

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And... Junior recommends the surreal and the real where he had a hard time staying out from under footen!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 326 days and 47 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Unknown Prophet Repeats Himself Again and Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 340 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 44
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

This Sabbath false prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH . Over flow crowds are expected at the Florida feast site...

*Yawn*…

Ron’s excited about where we are in time…

I am, too. I can’t wait until events prove him to be a false prophet again.

Ron warns his audience that he’s going to repeat himself. Oh, boy.

Funny stuff: The guy who gave the prayer put ‘technical matters’ into God’s hands and the service was interrupted! Ron said, “Great prayer!”

For most of the sermon, Ron whined about disunity in his church.

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 333 days and 48 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed