Monday, July 25, 2011

Ronald Weinland: God’s Truth Comes Through Me NOT YOU.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Restoration of Truth (Summary)
Countdown: 319 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 41
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath where it was uncomfortably hot and Ron did not see fit to change the weather.

The topic was *eyeroll* Church Government – of which you are not. Because you are not in charge and because Ron is YOU are reliant on Ron for God’s Truth… because where else are you going to go? If you have a sermonette you’d like to deliver to the congregation – fuggeta about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

For a refreshing change and something that really speaks of God.... It will wash all thought of Ron out of your mind, Yeah! DilL Weed, Jr. says play on a full screen.

Cool video of the week


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 312 days and 45 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

6 comments:

jack635 said...

Beautiful.

Brent said...

While RW is wrong about most things, he's right about church government. Churches that vote pastors in are so unbiblical.

Church leadership that is kingdom based, operates like it does where it originated. One at the top and delegated responsibility runs from there.

If you are in a church that votes your leader in, leave it - it's not a true church by biblical standards.

How many people do you know that church hop from one crisis to another because they can't submit to anyone. Maybe they are saved but they are rebellious.

This wasn't meant to support RW but to wake us up to our own misunderstandings of what we think church is.

Douglas Becker said...

Cult leader picks up crown from red pillow.

Cult leader puts crown on own head.

Cult leader sits down on golden throne.

It is good to be self-appointed king / end time apostle / false prophet / ceo.

Dill Weed said...

Brent,

As a former JW, I was told God's Holy Spirit selected the members of the Governing Body and it selected them through the members of that same Governing Body. It was just men selecting other men, if you would have pressed them on it.

Ron has what he has always wanted and that is to the Top Dog position unquestionable authority and the mouth piece through whom God speaks. He claims.

Soon, he'll have to start creating explanations for why he or rather why God gave him incorrect information. How can someone mistake being the God's End Time prophet and spokesman Witness?

I know your not supporting Ron.

If some man or group of men say they are the spokesman for God... incredible claims require incredible evidence. Not just making up Truths and giving boring sermons that most any pastor could do and do a better job of it.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Actually, all church leaders are elected. Even Ron. The rank-and-file members still get to vote with their feet, and they have voted him in as God's apostle.

Mark said...

Ron has already given many explanations as to why God gave him incorrect information. Many of his members bought it hook, line and sinker. As long as they are biting, he and the Mrs. will keep on fishing for tithe payers.