Saturday, July 9, 2011

Ronald Weinland Bores Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis (Summary)
Countdown: 333 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 43
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Minneapolis, MN this Sabbath. Ron explains the journey of COG through the *yawn* 7 eras of the church. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron managed to avoid prophesying and striking the earth with any plagues though he lost his place several times and wandered like Moses and the Israelites. Ron admitted he still does not known when the next Trumpet will sound. God’s still keeping him in the dark.

Anyway, the picture is from Junior’s time as a croupier.

Below Junior meets his match.

Cool video of the week

And... Junior recommends the surreal and the real where he had a hard time staying out from under footen!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 326 days and 47 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

11 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

Apparently the one place Rotten Ronnie isn't a failure is being able to bore people.

Wait one darn minute! 7 phases of the church, you say? What's that all about?! I've heard of 7 eras, but never 7 phases.

Was one of the phases boredom?

Is that the final phase?

jack635 said...

Ron is not the "Elijah to come", he is more "boredom to come". He really does not like pork or shrimp. He said when the "apostasy" happened they all went straight to pork.

I will be happy when the final phase comes. I hope the final phase is his retirement in May.

I don't know how you can listen to him every weekend, Dill Weed. I had to take a break over most of the winter. Still waiting for doorstep of horror prophecy to happen.

Anonymous said...

I thought Douglas would be the first to comment...

Ron dosn't know when the next trumpet will sound.

It's a'right Ron, I'll ask God for you. Give me your email and I'll copy you in.!

DennisCDiehl said...

"He said when the "apostasy" happened they all went straight to pork."

Of course, only a few noticed Ron had gone straight to bull shit.

:)

Douglas Becker said...

I thought Douglas would be the first to comment...

And yet, there's no answer to the question: Anonymous is worse than useless. Probably a Muggle.

You know it would be so much more impressive if Uncle Ronnie raised Herbert Armstrong from the dead! Now there would be proof he is THAT PROPHET!

But then if he did... just who would be in charge?

jack635 said...

But then if he did... just who would be in charge?

Ron.

Dill Weed said...

First Second Witness trumps Apostle.



Dill Weed

Anonymous said...

I get the feeling Ron doesn't really know what to do now. He's stuck between time growing short and not having many explanations left as to why nothing is happening.

Anonymous said...

"I get the feeling Ron doesn't really know what to do now. He's stuck between time growing short and not having many explanations left as to why nothing is happening."

My guess...Nobody in his church really cares what he says as a "prophet" anymore. They are entrenched in this church and will continue well past May 2012. That's good news for Ron.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Anonymous said, "I get the feeling Ron doesn't really know what to do now. He's stuck between time growing short and not having many explanations left as to why nothing is happening."

MY COMMENT - My guess is that when the countdown date is reached, nothing will be said just like nothing was said by HWA when the second 19 year time cycle was reached in January, 1972. After years of preaching a German attack on America in January, 1972, nothing was said when the first week in January passed - Nothing!

Richard

Anonymous said...

I bet Drudge Dougl answers next weeks posts first!