Saturday, July 16, 2011

Beaten About the Head with the Sabbath and Tithing

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis Pt 2(Summary)
Countdown: 326 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 42
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Portland, OR this Sabbath. Ron pulled out the Sabbath stick and proceeded to flail it about. They can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. the scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The Ron revisited tithing for the newer ones reminding them they needed to pay.

An interesting statement made by false prophets: We have received Truths from God that can be corrected by God’s prophets.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 319 days and 46 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

6 comments:

Kirrily XPKG said...

Geez the nerve of the man. So now he can 'correct' truths given by God.

Meaning, no longer given by God.

If I wasn't so bored I'd be outraged.

My ambivalence for the man grows each day.

Douglas Becker said...

More evidence of a lack of connections across the corpus callosum of the false prophet correcting the Truths from God which are lies... or maybe not.

Surprisingly enough, and in spite of opinions to the contrary, I don't really care: I'm bored with RW too and the only good news is my cat who is much more interesting.

Kirrily XPKG said...

I'm not allowed to have a cat :(...

I enjoy reading about the antics of both DW j and your cat Douglas.... but it does make me jealous! There's a truth right there! *looks up, clasps hands, thanks the lord god almighty for deliverence of sheer brillance, faints in awe*.

jack635 said...

Oh man, that was one boring sermon. It took Ron two bloody hours to say what DW just said in five sentences.

Two hours of sermonizing about the sabbath and tithing. I was so tempted to give up listening today, but I hung on expecting him to say something, anything! Then when I finally had enough of his BS, I looked at the clock and it was 4:23

I don't even have enough notes to write a blog post.

Brent said...

Ron has 'new' converts?

Amazing!

Where do you go to online to listen to him?

Dill Weed said...

Put your *yawning* shoes on Brent... see if you can make it to the end without falling a sleep

http://www.cog-pkg.org/audio/

and other site for hot news flashes from God's End Time prophet...

http://www.ronaldweinland.com/

Apologies for the boredom you will experience. : D

Don't say I didn't warn you.