Monday, December 12, 2011

Millions Still Not Flocking to PKG


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Apocalyptic Stooge Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 177 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 22
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland took this Sabbath off and had two of his stooges give sermons. They Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video

Wake up mom!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you're not going to tell what was said, why post at all?

Anonymous said...

Ron tends to say the same thing over and over. You hear one sermon you pretty much hear them all

Dilly said...

Cat videos and the interminable wait for Ron to admit he and his wife are not the Two Witnesses and that he is a false prophet.