The Beginning of the Beginning of The End From the Beginning of The End.

So what Ronald Weinland? So what?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 662 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 88
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath. Summary: Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Healing in the mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Now for some good stuff!

The time has come ladies gentlemen for Dill Weed’s Great End of The End contest! Each reader can guess the date that Ron will deny Christ’s May 27th 2012 arrival. (Gasp!) Yes, indeed it’s time for you to put it all on the line in this exciting contest where you guess the date of the implosion of Ron’s ministry.

Dill Weed, how can we play and what are the rules?

To enter Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 27th, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply - sorry, I didn't get the date right the first time.) I must not be listening too closely.

Dill Weed, what will I win?

The winner will receive the undying admiration and adulation of their fellow contestants which may be expressed through comments like, “Pfffftt, that was my first guess!” or “That was a dang lucky guess - that’s what I was going to say!”

All contestants will admit your mightiness in declaring The End of The End and predictin’ and a prognosticatin’ the implosion of Ron’s false ministry! (We'll be green with envy!)  (ministry which may continue in the basements of burned out and abandoned 7-11’s in the Cleveland area.) We’ll forego the ticker tape parade in NY and simply acknowledge that

YOU ARE GREAT!

I’ll kick things off – after some tail pulling, a few scratches, some bandages and the ransoming of a carton (That’s right a CARTON of tuna) Dill Weed, Jr. and me came up with our guess which is… drum roll…. Ron abandons the time line by May 27th, 2011. We’re in. Now, it’s your turn! (I changed my prediction date to May 27th from May 12th. (Sorry folks, Jr. and me weren't listening that closely plus we were a fussin' and fuedin' over our proph... err prediction.)

Then there were three.... Who will be GREAT?!

Who foretold the end of The End from the beginning of The End from the beginning?

Andrew G., Kirrily, or Baywolfe?

Repent!! Watch cat videos before its too late! 

Cat life

How to pet a kitty

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The End is Nigh?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Infinite Mercy Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 7 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 1
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0*
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from, the UK this Sabbath. In his Last Live sermon he announced his inspired book will no longer be available by mid-week! Oh, the gnashing of teeth.

Weinland read an email from a fence-sitter who found his books online. (I do not believe this is an actual person, but a made up email to bolster Ron’s credibility.) The writer referred to himself as being ‘convicted’ to tithe after he decided to tithe "to the only church out there with the truth." Come on! Who refers to their beliefs as convictions or of being convicted? This may be an Armstongism. It seems suspicious. This person found that when they did not understand a ‘Truth’ God miraculously made them understand it later. Phht! What a bunch of hooey.

Ron admitted that nothing is happening. Just for the sake of being human he entertained the notion of 'What if' it doesn’t happen – all the while remaining … convicted it will.

I remain convicted it won’t. There will be no nuclear war before May 26th – nothing for God to stop and no return of Jesus Christ. I believe in Junior’s prophecy that Christ won’t return anytime soon, but am not sure why I need to tithe in tuna, cat food, tummy rubs and head scratches. Junior has assured me that the Great Cat God in the sky will help me understand. OK, but I'm takingback the credit card. No more international travel for massages.

When Christ doesn’t come, will Ron and Laura Weinland still be the Two Witnesses? Or will Weinland retire? (hopefully to a federal prison)

What could explain God’s deceiving the Weinland’s into believing they were the Two Witnesses? Was He tricking Satan again?

Junior has assured me again that Christ is not returning May 26th, but that IF he does, I’m in some real trouble.

Ten years from the date of Ron's last post, April 29th, 1992.

Stay home PKGers!!! More than paper towels will be thrown on the bathroom floor.

TICK TOCK

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...7 days and 1 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Total Resolve Fishing Trip

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God's Infinite Mercy Pt 1(Summary)
Countdown: 14 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 2
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0*
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from, the Netherlands this Sabbath.

Members were warned not to visit other members unless they had a three or more week supply of food because they could be there a while… nukular destruction and all that. Ron does not know which third of the earth will be destroyed by the war. You’ll either be lucky or won’t, Ron can’t tell you – he’s no fortune teller. There’s something else he’s not, either.

Ron is still spending the US dollar while it has value. Interestingly, Ron thinks that things will be up and running three weeks after nukular war. Hmm.

The scattered church remains scattered, ignorant to Ron’s *yawn* Truths. How could I live without those? I have them written on a piece of paper I use as a coaster. They're very absorbent.

Junior and me prophesy that nukular war will not occur by next Sabbath and that Ron will be able to *ugh* deliver another boring message from his impotent God.

Three must see videos!

If you’ve never watched videos on your visits, shame on you! Repent! (by watching cat videos) and you’ll be spared the mighty paw of Junior’s angry cat God!

Junior is ‘stirring things up.’ He refuses to use Canadian night crawlers on our pre-armageddon, Total Resolve Fishing Trip.

Junior says he must have Russo-Canadian night crawlers from the melting, high arctic tundra. Seems like the same thing to me, but he claims they're hardier and will get more bites. He'll dig them up, but why do I have to put them on the hook for him? Opposable tumbs. Phhtt. He's just lazy. Oh, and who do you suppose will be cleaning and cooking fish, and cutting them up for him? Grrr.

Junior sent a video from his layover in Japan (where he claims to have stirred up they Asiatic hordes). I must have missed that in the video. After he put on a thick winter coat, he flew to Russia where there was an 'international incident'.

I got PLENTY stirred up when I saw the $4,500 plane ticket on my credit card! Why does he have to fly first class? He's not been selected to be anyone's feline vice-presidential running mate, yet. Unlike Weindland's infinitely merciful god, my credit card has limits!

Mikey for President. We need a cat in the White House!

I wouldn't want to be with him on the flight back, Junior is a shedder!

Epic! Ronald and Laura Weinland’s Ascension to Heaven.
Exclusive video of Ron and Laura’s path when they ascend to heaven. (From when Junior used one of his 9 lives. Ron and Laura will be surprised to find an angry cay God waiting.)

TICK TOCK


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...14 days and 2 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Blood, Running Red and Strong, Down the Nile

God gave it. Ron delivered it.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Unmistakeably Right

or

Unmistakeably Wrong? 

God's End Time prophet?

Or, just

a lying, insane, false prophet?

Junior waits to go fishing.


From his blog, Ronald Weinland:

May 27, 2012, is the time that I have stated as being the date Jesus Christ will return as King of kings over all government on this earth. For such an event to come to pass, the Trumpets of Revelation must all sound, the United States and dollar collapse, the ten nations of Europe arise to fulfill the final revival of the Holy Roman Empire, and Russia with China must unite against Europe in WWIII.

No escape. That's for sure. This is The End. We won't take anymore. Blood, lamb's blood painted door, I shall pass. The destroyer.

I'm creeping death. - Enjoy.
and Weinland's journey to the Red Sea,
and animated, spiritual Egypt
where PKGers work on the Sabbath.

Cross the Red Sea,

Ronald Weinland.

Lead the PKGers,
out of Egypt.

Hold your staff high,
while they flee.

I rule the midnight air,
the Destroyer.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Tick Tock

Ronald Weinland: God Misled Us. It Was His Purpose.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Witnesses P3 (Summary)
Countdown: 21 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 3
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0****
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from, the Detroit, MI this Sabbath.

A tradition has developed: I went fishing before Harold Camping’s first and second prophecies. I have planned another fishing trip. Junior and I are going to fishing before we’re laid to waste by Weinland’s angry, lying God.

A group meeting in a another room might have overheard Ron’s sermon, he noted “They might not care to hear it today, but they would May 26th." Smug chuckles followed. Smug chuckles that will fade to dumbfounded silence May 27th. Will PKGers hang on while Ron changes the meaning of the bible and his prophecies claiming God misled us?

Weinland said that it was God's purpose for them to believe they would be baptizing the tithe of a third, the repenting hordes clamoring for Ron's Truths because events have shown him to be God's End Time prophet, blah, blah, blah. But, it ain't happening - just like everything else.

Ron stated “it could all happen in the last hour.” PKGers will be counting down! Christ’s return will be a no show just like Harold Camping.

Ron announced that members should stay in their homes May 26th because it could nasty. They should save the cans of food they have stored because ‘things are going to come to a screeching halt.’ Trucks won’t be running. The internet won’t be working, etc. But, it will eventually be back up.

Ron lamented that his mockers should suffer through his sermons. I agree. Listening is miserable. But, there are occasional laughs and I do get to mock.

Ron amped up the claim that nuclear war is imminent, we'll see. A 1/3 of the earth will be destroyed. Not my fishing hole! Agghhh!!

Could it happen in the last 45 minutes? The last 30? What about the last 15? Will Ron’s post May 26th set the stage June 2nd? What will he say June 2nd?

TICK TOCK


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...21 days and 3 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Two Witnesses, No Miracles!

The Two Witnesses of Revelation Perform No Miracles Whatsoever?

Who'd have though THAT would happen?

Things are 'happening differently'. Differently from the bible, differently from the book God inspired Weinland to write as his last warning.

What makes the Two Witnesses the most powerful prophets ever? Fulfilled prophecies? No. More *yawn* truths? Are you kidding? So powerful that no one took notice? No one but a faithful band of mockers and a couple of cats? Amazing to under *yawn* stand? Powerfully so? Incredible? Hardly.

No powerful works NOT ONE. The Two Witnesses even fled Toronto when a comedian poked fun of Ron's brother. But oh, a month later Ron wrote the host of ideaCity a letter warning him of what was to come. My favorite part was the threat at the end of the letter...

Since I have no idea about your beliefs, I do want to say that the Eternal God, the God of Abraham, who I spoke about in my presentation, does not take this event lightly. This is not a small thing that such mocking of His Son was given audience at ideaCity and that you personally sponsored this. It is my hope that you come to see the magnitude of the severity of your decision for what occurred and that you will pursue God’s mercy in this matter because of what it will mean to you personally if you fail to do so. (emphasis mine)


Most sincerely, Ronald Weinland

Moses Znaimer has taken more note of Ronald Weinland than 6 1/2 billion other people. Maybe, he'll find that letter in the drawer he stuck it in after he had a good laugh. I bet its good for a few more.

Tick Tock. Time marches on.

Ronald Weinland: Back to Zero

A Time for Correction
Countdown: 26 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 3
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0*
Failed Prophecies: Priceless

Normally, I would blame any errors on this blog on Dill Weed, Jr. But, this time we both stepped in it. Well, we were right until we were wrong. Allow me to explain.

Some posts ago, after a night of scratching, hissing, biting and (milk) bottle throwing, Junior and me agreed to give credit to Ron for one fulfilled prophecy - The Seventh Thunder (at least a peal anyway). Well, DANG IT! Ron's pulled the blanket out from under both of us. No easy task by the way.

Ron no longer believes in the Seventh Thunder, increased publicity proving he is God's End Time prophet, Spokesman Witness, blah, blah, blah.

I have removed credit to Weinland for a fulfilled prophecy. As he himself does not believe in the prophecy he delivered, I cannot in good faith give him credit for it. Ron is back to zero.*

BUT, Junoir and me are not giving up! We are working together to fulfill the Seventh Thunder! We creating some extra content to see if we can't cause a rumble or two, set things off, maybe things will 'get stirred up'.

So grab some snacks, let the dog out, keep the cat in, feed him, pet him and burp him (you guys burp your cats, right?), turn off the TV, get some pillows, unplug the phone and take turns hitting the refresh button. Junior's got his Windows 95 powered up. I'm opening two bottles of milk so we can 'focus' on our incredbile, amazing, dumbfounding task!  : D You can't understand, but its OK.