Tuesday, May 22, 2012
The Beginning of the Beginning of The End From the Beginning of The End.
Now for some good stuff!
The time has come ladies gentlemen for Dill Weed’s Great End of The End contest! Each reader can guess the date that Ron will deny Christ’s May 27th 2012 arrival. (Gasp!) Yes, indeed it’s time for you to put it all on the line in this exciting contest where you guess the date of the implosion of Ron’s ministry.
Dill Weed, how can we play and what are the rules?
To enter Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 27th, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply - sorry, I didn't get the date right the first time.) I must not be listening too closely.
Dill Weed, what will I win?
The winner will receive the undying admiration and adulation of their fellow contestants which may be expressed through comments like, “Pfffftt, that was my first guess!” or “That was a dang lucky guess - that’s what I was going to say!”
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Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.