Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Back to Zero

A Time for Correction
Countdown: 26 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 3
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0*
Failed Prophecies: Priceless

Normally, I would blame any errors on this blog on Dill Weed, Jr. But, this time we both stepped in it. Well, we were right until we were wrong. Allow me to explain.

Some posts ago, after a night of scratching, hissing, biting and (milk) bottle throwing, Junior and me agreed to give credit to Ron for one fulfilled prophecy - The Seventh Thunder (at least a peal anyway). Well, DANG IT! Ron's pulled the blanket out from under both of us. No easy task by the way.

Ron no longer believes in the Seventh Thunder, increased publicity proving he is God's End Time prophet, Spokesman Witness, blah, blah, blah.

I have removed credit to Weinland for a fulfilled prophecy. As he himself does not believe in the prophecy he delivered, I cannot in good faith give him credit for it. Ron is back to zero.*

BUT, Junoir and me are not giving up! We are working together to fulfill the Seventh Thunder! We creating some extra content to see if we can't cause a rumble or two, set things off, maybe things will 'get stirred up'.

So grab some snacks, let the dog out, keep the cat in, feed him, pet him and burp him (you guys burp your cats, right?), turn off the TV, get some pillows, unplug the phone and take turns hitting the refresh button. Junior's got his Windows 95 powered up. I'm opening two bottles of milk so we can 'focus' on our incredbile, amazing, dumbfounding task!  : D You can't understand, but its OK.


Douglas Becker said...

Mikey has finished his breakfast (of Champions), has unsheathed his claws and is ready to go on this most amazing project of discovery -- he's up for it! He's taking time from his campaign for President and Supreme Leader of the Supreme Cult.

Count us in!

Just after this little nap!

Kirrily said...

Whoo hoo!! I'm in too!!!

Dill, I don't have a cat, but one of my dogs is extremely cat like..... does that count?

Douglas Becker said...

Kirrily, with a few notable exceptions, dogs generally make more noise than cats (although, Mikey purrs awfully loud! He rumbles!).

Dogs should be perfect to generate the seventh thunder, if you can put up with the barking.

Dill Weed said...

Junior's given the official thumbs... er.. paw up. He's in!

Dill Weed