Sunday, June 14, 2009

Ronald Weinland’s New Revelation

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Judgment Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1076 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 154
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Cincinnati this week, he was in London earlier. Ron jokes about not being able to use notes at Idea City – he’ll just go with what God ‘gives’ him. *yawn* (maybe he’ll breath fire.) He’s the first speaker - after that it should all be uphill. Special sermon next week regarding the ‘time’ we’re in. (Timeline change?) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Some are sending in coins. Ron chides them for it and recommends money orders. (Perhaps, they should round up to the nearest dollar?) Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Half-way through and still no new prophecies and Ron admits to still being unknown by the world. That and he is nearing the half-way point of his ministry.

Ron believes ‘God is working with the spirit and minds of millions.’ (Well, He’s working with a time limit and THAT’s according to His prophet, Ron.) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron’s working on his sermon for “The Last Great Day.” (I bet it will suck like the rest of his sermons.) Seals… Trumpets…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron gets dumbfounded. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron refers to some who have been getting in contact with parts of our government…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says he is protected by God and that if he wasn’t he wouldn’t live very long.

Here we go! “Most things concerning the Two Witnesses won’t begin to happen until after the 5th Trumpet. The primary things, in the sense of proof, won’t begin to happen until after the 5th Trumpet.(LOL)

Ron has backed the goal posts up again! Of course, "Everything that’s been happening is God’s will." RED ALERT: Ron is setting something up here.

Oh, yeah, and lo, “Our minds can’t even come close to grasping it!” (I think I’ve got a pretty good handle on it, Ron. You are a fraud and a false prophet whose time is rapidly ticking away.)

Judgment: Ron continues the sideshow shuffle because his claims keep NOT materializing leaving him looking like the false prophet he is.

Verily, verily I say unto you, Ronald Weinland:

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed


Dill Weed said...

Dill Weed,

You were lucky to get an old banana peel for Ron's books. I would have held out for some old coffee grounds, too.

Dill Weed

Straight Angles said...

Dill Weed you crack me up.
Love the humour.

Dill Weed said...


I think Ron's going to have some howlers for us soon.

Dill Weed

GL said...

Check out Weiner Dudes comments on this blog. His comment is in the 'Comments' section:

Dill Weed said...

Thanks GL.


Dill Weed

Brother Rolf said...

Is there anyway we can get a copy of his speech?

Dill Weed said...

Brother Rolf,

You can get a copy from his website:

Dill Weed