Saturday, June 6, 2009

I Traded Ronald Weinland’s Books for an Old Banana Peel.

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Weightier Matters of the Law (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1083 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 155
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

From the UK this week, have false prophecies will travel. Will Ron prophecy or use his Two Witness powers? Ron comments on how he ‘rushed trough previous sermons, but now it’s different because he can make it as many parts as he wants.’ How about taking questions? I can think of a few I’d like to ask.

Ron jokes that in a few weeks he will ‘drive to Hawaii.’ This is met with dead silence, by an audience who can’t afford to go to Hawaii. Don’t forget to send in your registration form for The Feast of *yawn* Tabernacles.

Sabbath this, Sabbath that…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Here we go! Drum roll….. The Weightier Matters of the Law is…. tithing! (LOL) Too funny! Tithes must have dipped. (Snicker, snicker…. Mmm snickers)

Some have developed ‘teacheritis’ wanting to share with others things they have learned. Ron reminds his listeners ‘that they know nothing.’ Of course, understanding comes through Ron.

Ron says that he believes that nothing should be hidden from the church. How about church finances or your Two Witness powers? Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Another sermon devoid of prophecy….

Tick Tock. Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.

Dill Weed

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