A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 368 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath. He broke no new ground and stayed within previous sermon subjects *yawn*… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah. Ron and Laura still refuse to use their powers to control the weather and have not stuck the earth with plagues at all.
These Witnesses are so silent they remain virtually unknown except to those who faithfully send in their 10% tithe.
Jr. got kicked out of his Philosophy class for not paying attention…. Thanks to Mike for the video :D
Cool video of the week
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 361 days and 52 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
15 comments:
Dill Weed, thank you so much for your post. I was worried. I am now calm again. It turns out that you are utterly reliable. I guess my nervousness is from all those promises of Armstrongist ministers over the years. They lied to me, then took my money and then insulted me. My appreciation to you for your reliability. It gives me great peace, although....
I hope you're not suggesting that one way to achieve peace in silence is to attend False Prophet Weenieland services. I suspect that the silence is only concerning any gods' responses. They are probably away on vacation or having a banquet. I think that any peace would be disrupted by Weenieland's noisy brain.
LOL
I was wondering what you meant by DW Jr getting kicked out of Philosiphy class.
Amazing how your video of the week is more interesting than the ILFP's two hour babbling session.
The two most powerful humanbeings in human history have done no more than give sermons like any onther religious minister, pastor or priest that was in church this weekend.
And still the faithful refuse to see it.
Give us a sign Ronnie, a death, a prophecied fireball, a plague that kills millions... give us something that shows us wo you really are........
oh, sorry, just realized you already have !
The problem I see here is a continuing irritation: These Armstrongist cult leaders continue because no one and nothing really stops them and they have no viability as believers -- they are all totally corrupt without morals and ethics and often perform illegal acts.
The only thing that I've found that ever works is vastly superior force: Unless you can apply that, they will never change.
Douglas. Your advocating violence against them as the only way to stop them?
What superior force are you alluding to?
Superior force: Getting members to stop paying tithes and offerings.
Now there's a force to be reconned with!
Douglas, I think, 'you pays your money and you makes your choice." You and I were once deluded and these people are no different. They have to convince themselves that their church/beliefs/minister are rubbish; we can't talk them into it.
Over half that leave a COG, run into the arms of another one. Very few make the great escape, however that is interpreted.
Unless, suddenly, no matter which Armstrongist subcult they run to, they won't be able to escape the knowledge they are in a cult -- and just forking over their money to socio... er... men with antisocial personality disorder.
Japan is on fire. The radiation is the fire. Its found in the rain and hail. The great mountain is burning. Can't get parts from Japan. Lots of produce banned like tea. Record oil spills, record tornadoes, record earthquakes, record tsunamis. I wish you all well.
Anonymous....
and Ronald Weinland caused none of them .... and hasn't struck the earth with plagues as often as he wished.... He will fail (again) just like Harold Camping...
Dill Weed
Anon,
Since when is Japan America you idiot.
You don't wish us well, you wish us death so you can be proven right in believing Ronnie.
You are sick.
If you want to get disfellowshipped, keep posting here.
Record fires in Arizona today. Grass and trees getting burnt up, Record radiation mingling with blood, Record floods in the Midwest in May, Greece getting ready to default. It will get better soon. Take care Dill Weed
Kirrily,
The radiation from Japan goes into the atmosphere and carries it here to the states. Found in milk on the west coast. I only state facts and I don't wish death on anyone. Remember the 9th commandment. Don't bear false witness on your neighbor. Maybe we can be friends someday.
Anon,
So, um, what prophecy of Rons has come true?
Yeah, thought that would shut you up.
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