Ronald Weinland: Hiding in the Safety of the Scriptures
A Prophet’s Log (Flush) The Ultimate Jubilee (Summary) Countdown: 70 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 7 Fulfilled Prophecies: 1 Failed Prophecies: Priceless Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from New Zealand this Sabbath. He spent most of the boooooring sermon finding new meaning in old scriptures, new word meanings and blah, blah blah. All demonstrating his wisdom and understanding which of course *yawn* God gave him. Boring.
He managed to avoid mention of all that stuff that isn’t happening. Crickets. He really seemed to enjoy and emphasize any chance he had of something ‘happening at the last.’ The sermon was an apocalyptic yawner. Tick Tock. Too cool for school
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...70 days and 7 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
End Times stuff interests me.
HEY!! If you like my blog become a follower above. (Not in the Weinland sense, you know the good sense like you find it entertaining.) I listen to Ron's lousy sermons so you don't have to! Favorite quote from my psychiatrist: "Dill Weed, you're a self-hating narcissist."