Monday, April 9, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Hiding in the Safety of the Scriptures


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Ultimate Jubilee (Summary)
Countdown: 70 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 7
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from New Zealand this Sabbath. He spent most of the boooooring sermon finding new meaning in old scriptures, new word meanings and blah, blah blah. All demonstrating his wisdom and understanding which of course *yawn* God gave him. Boring.

He managed to avoid mention of all that stuff that isn’t happening. Crickets. He really seemed to enjoy and emphasize any chance he had of something ‘happening at the last.’ The sermon was an apocalyptic yawner. Tick Tock.

Too cool for school

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...70 days and 7 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

6 comments:

jack635 said...

Dill Weed,
You made a prophecy way back in August 2008:

Tick Tock. Tick Tock. Your time runs short Ronald Weinland.

Looks like your prophecy is going to come true on May 27th 2012. Ron's prophecies have not and will not come true.....well except for that one about if nothing happens by something he babbled off then he is a false prophet. I agree with that one.

Anonymous said...

Hang on... from New Zealand..!!!

How did he get out of the USA with charges looming?

Kirrily said...

I notice no smart arse pkg apologists commenting here lately Dill..... Probably getting more and more red faced, and angry.

Anonymous said...

The signs are everywhere, but few are willing to discern them.

This was from RW's last post.

It applies to his church and it's members and the revealing of his errors... aint that right Doctorex

Douglas Becker said...

The signs are everywhere, but few are willing to discern them.

And the sign most important and most ignored is the one which says, "Stop".

Brent said...

Where are the supporters of RW? Are they not defending him anymore?
Where is their rabid defence?
Why aren't we being lambasted?

... does he have any supporters left? They must be squinting their eyes in a hoping wishful manner.

Well, sorry guys, but hoping it will happen will not produce it. You can't have faith in something that phyicially or spiritually is not ready to happen yet. You can't jump off a boat into water having faith you'll walk on it and expect your 'hope' to make it work.