Monday, April 30, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Two Scoops of Crazy

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Witnesses P2 (Summary)
Countdown: 24 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 4
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
<= The Beast that won't kill the Witnesses.
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. He continued his revision of the account of the Two Witnesses. He explained they wouldn’t breathe fire, turn water to blood or physically strike the earth with plagues. *yawn* He did not mention being hated by the whole earth such that everyone gives gifts to each other when they die. His sermons are bad, maybe not that bad and he simply does not have the exposure. But, I’ve given junior his tuna and he promised to stop scratching up my couch. He was winking when he said it. I think he had something in his eye, anyway back to Ron.

He also does not expect the exposure. Wha?!

No appearances on TV, no interviews, no publicity until after Christ' s return. Wait a minute!

The Seventh Thunder would prove to the world that Ron was God's End Time prophet. That's what Ron prophesied. That's what God gave Ron, inspired Ron to write in GFW - 2008. Now, Ron does not believe that?

This was to happen before Christ returned not after! LOL! 


Things are 'happening differently' as in not how Weinland prophesied. This is admission of false prophecy.

I prophecy that things will continue to 'happen differently' - as in not the way Ronald Weinland prophesies.

There will be no nuclear war before May 27th.

Ron has a new post on his blog.  Ron has doubled down on the crazy. God has told Ron nuclear war will happen before May 27th. Ron and Laura will ascend to heaven when Christ returns. Glory. LOL, I just checked the calendar May 26th is a Saturday. Ron will give a sermon just BEFORE Christ returns! Amazing to understand! That ought to be a good one. Ron should be really worked up.
Nap time!
Biker cat


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...24 days and 4 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed


gerry said...

The man is dilusional as ar ehis followers

Anonymous said...

"Only 4 weeks remaining in this age".....

And when the 28th May dawns clear and bright, what will Rons response be...

1."It's metaphorical?"
2."Jesus is running late but he's emailed me to let me know he's on his way"
3."I'm not wrong, God decided to let the world off this time. I know it's not in the Bible that it will happen this way but there it is..."

Erik said...

Do you guys have a like page on Facebook or anything?
If so, paste the link on my wall. Do you think he purposely prophesied this to occur on a Sunday just to make it seem more plausible? Lol.

Erik said...

By the way, +1 for OP, assuming you're an Iron Maiden fan. Up the irons. \m/

Douglas Becker said...

Sunday, May 27th, is Pentecost (depending upon whom you believe), the middle of the Memorial Day Weekend and the non return of Christ.

Let's hope it's pleasant, warm, sunny and just perfect for a picnic.

It's also the first weekend you can begin wearing white (until Labor Day)!

[See, now, Jesus had to delay until the Memorial Day Weekend, so he could wear white!]

Richard said...

So that latest post could be Mr. Weinland's last one EVER?!?!

Does this mean Jesus won't allowing blogging after 27 May?

Wouldn't that make our Lord seem more like David Pack than Ronald Weinland? :--O

Anonymous said...

From the Prophetic Times of NYC

News Flash 28th May 2012

"Jesus has decided to delay his return"

The self proclaimed prophet Ron Weinland has heard from God himself that the reason he didn't return as planned was because he is giving the planet more time... again... The new date is 5th September 2012 and is subject to change.