A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon Yawner (Summary)
Countdown: 63 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 6
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Australia this Sabbath. He took the afternoon off – except the announcements which weren’t included in the download. Mike recapped them.
I asked myself why would I listen to Ron lackeys who aren’t smart enough to figure out Ron’s a false prophet (or are in on the con) and I found my answer on Mike’s blog. I had to hear what Wayne Matthews said.
He said the simplest explanation for their belief is that God told Ron of His perfect plan. I can just imagine Ron wincing and groaning when he said it. Because Ron knows the truth. He just does not tell it. He is going to have to deny the truth quicker than that other apostle, Peter.
Favorite new cat
Kitty Kat picnic
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...63 days and 6 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.