Sunday, March 15, 2009

A Feast for Knuckleheads.

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
The God of All Eternity Pt 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1167 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 167
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

There can’t be a part four. There can’t be a part four….Oh please, let there not be a part 4. (I hope that works.)

Ron inoculates the church against the false hope of a stock market bottom. Ron rehashes old economic news… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (Yeah, it worked. This will be the last of this series) So powerful…. (Eye roll)

Hebrews… Shebrews… I us’d them down. (Family Guy reference to when Peter becomes a Hasidic Jew.) Ron backslides into trinity talk…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Very inspiring…. *yawn*

Ron blows a fuse over the trinity and yells jarring his listeners – notably one. (Grrr. I admit he woke me up a little bit there.) Ron continues ranting… (I gradually fade out.) He gets so worked up over this, but wouldn’t one of the Two Witnesses? (Heh-heh)

A fifteenth Passover…. (Oh god, something I definitely don’t want to know anything about.) Ron keeps using the phrase “self existing.” That’s redundant and annoying.

Who’d have thunk that the Two Witnesses (well, one anyway) would give such boring sermons? (Huh.) 50 minutes and we’re not at the halfway point yet. (Sheesh)

Ron talks about ‘getting rid of the hot air.’ (Yeah, once a week) 1:00:53 almost halfway…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Very powerfully so… If you’re being drawn by God …. You’ll do what your told… by Ron. Word.

Twitterpated? Ron just coined a new word. A holy word, no doubt. What is a uniplural word anyway? (That’s rhetorical - don’t tell me I don’t want to know.)

Much ado about nothing.

Tick Tock. Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.

Dill Weed

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