Monday, March 9, 2009

God Gives Ron a Real Whopper: The Great Tribulation is Over.

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
The God of All Eternity Pt 2 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1174 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 168
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

And Ron buries it in a dead horse of a sermon…

The eternal sermon? Maybe it only just seems like it. A new interview with Mike McConnell, I’ll have to check it out. Ron did not use any of his Two Witness powers to set things straight or give a witness. Two new postings on the website. (Ron must have been bored.) Ron comments on his difficulties posting sermons. Two Witness powers don’t cover that.

Ron beats a dead horse attacking the trinity. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

3 for one and three for two… 3 Musketeers. (I had faded out… but this pulled me back in, I’m fading again…) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Very powerful… (boring). Ron avoids prophesying so…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Not a subject covered more thoroughly than this…. (Why talk about it then?) Sermon filler. Filler sermon. Vehicle for a revelation.

Ron backtracks to explain his ‘there is no Great Tribulation’ statement. Oh, here we go… The Great Tribulation is ‘spiritual’ and applies to the church. The Great Tribulation has NOTHING to do with the last 3 ½ years. Too friggin’ good. The nugget of crap I was waiting for.

Ron rails loudly after this…. Prehaps to stop people from questioning. What about ‘if that time wasn’t cut short none would survive’? The Great Tribulation was the revolt that occurred after HWA died. The Great Tribulation is already over.

Ron is reaching here… describing their Great Tribulation… no more suffering on your jobs over holy days, this ‘tribulation’ will be lifted. No more suffering because of persecution (mocking and disbelief, really) from family or community members. (What?! That’s no tribulation. Nobody cares what PKCG members believe. Give me a friggin’ break! It’s pretty hard to build a persecution complex from just that. LOL

Ron changes the meaning of scripture. No man could count the number coming out of the Great Tribulation… This doesn’t apply to the last 3 ½ years.

The Great Tribulation won’t be the last tribulation. The stench of this is unbelieveable.

There are false prophets amoung the church, Ron. There certainly are.

Ron announces that he 'got word from God' that because of their two day fast that God is going to save 10% of a third, but they may not accept it. *yawn*

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.

Tick Tock.

Dill Weed

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