Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Five Months in and Still No Two Witness Powers...

Ronald and Laura Weinland are FIVE MONTHS into their ministry and have yet to use their Two Witness Powers to 'strike the earth with plagues as often as they wish, stop the rain, etc.' So much for starting off with a bang.

The picture above is what Australia would look like IF Ron (and I suppose Laura, too) had, holding hands together using their Two Witness Powers, struck Australia with a freak snowstorm. I think we can assume that Ron and silent Witness Laura will announce when they *yawn* are going to use their God given Two Witnesses of Revelation powers. After all, they would not want people to assume that freakish weather, droughts, *yawn*, plagues, etc. were just the regular old kind of stuff that occasionally happens, right? That seems a reasonable assumption in my book.

I emailed this, picture included, along with a link to this blog, to Ron and Laura. I hope to hear back from them soon.

Tick Tock, Your time runneth short, Ron

Dill Weed

1 comment:

Dill Weed said...

That kangaroo looks cold. Brrrr.

Dill Weed