Sunday, May 10, 2009

Ron Weinland, I Am Dill Weed. Tick-Tock

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
In Awe of God Pt 4 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1111 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 159
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Ron and Laura continue their prophetic tour in Spokane. Tabernacles…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The bigger economic fall is still to come…. Trumpets are (still) delaying…. We know where we are in time…. (Didn’t we know that before, God’s Prophet and 1st Witness?)

Sermon filler… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. 2nd helping of sermon filler… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron comments on the large amount of people who have come and gone… (They’ve just left God, slaps podium.) People eventually wise up and leave. How about installing a revolving door for critical thinkers and people who question?

Ron bemoans websites out there. They hate him so much. They are full of hatred and bitterness. News Flash: Ron it is not you that I hate. I hate your lies, false prophecy, and that you mislead and exploit people in the name of God. That’s what I hate. You’ll answer to God not to me. I just point the finger. It is a good thing that bloggers are chronicling your deception so there is a warning for potential victims.

Just for kicks I listened to the 50th Truth and the sermon that preceded it, you know the one where you said, “God spoke to me while I was reading some scriptures in last week’s sermon.” I don’t think that was God, Ron. I think it you realized your predictions were wrong and in danger of failing in a big way and that you needed to correct yourself.

But, you didn’t. You just reset the timeline and said that you were not presumptuous in setting those dates and that you did not need to repent because God had given them to you knowing what you would do. Ron, you blamed God for the mistaken dates you gave. That is despicable – mightily so.

Ron complains about his mockers. He is very aware of the time passing (Tick-Tock) and his ‘prophecies’ continuing not to be fulfilled (Tick-Tock). Ron is wrestling with how to readjust the timeline again, but is beginning to see that it is nearly impossible to do so and maintain any credibility at all, especially with the cannon he has built. The more time that ticks by, the harder it will be to cut himself loose from the 'prophecies' he has made. (Tick-Tock)

Ron, you cannot handle the truth, but it will keep rearing its head, putting the lie to your words (which are not God given).

How do you say, “I’m still God’s prophet, but my job as His Witness, hasn’t started for a second time.”?

How do you reset the beginning of the Great Tribulation again and maintain any credibility? How?

That is what I am waiting for. That is why I listen to your lousy sermons. And I know lousy sermons, I’ve heard plenty.

Ron rails mightily against ESPN broadcasters and their sports coverage. He rants against CNN and FOX news. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron has also been watching poker on TV, too. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron would rather travel by air than be in traffic, especially in Seattle. (Dig deep brethren. Tithe till it hurts.) Ron complains about selfish people who litter. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron hates people who litter. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (Man, he’s really gone off the rails! LOL)

Tick Tock. Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.

Dill Weed


Dill Weed said...

Dill Weed,

I think you need to ease up on Ron!!

Dill Weed

jack635 said...

"How about installing a revolving door for critical thinkers and people who question?"

Critical thinkers and people who question arent allowed in. Ya gotta pay to be baptised before you can go in the door.

Thanks for the play by play. I didnt get to listen this weekend.

Richard said...

Huh? What does Mr. Weinland have against ESPN? Was it the bogus rumors they spread about a Brett Favre comeback?

If Mr. Weinland wants a different perspective on poker (TV and otherwise), check this poker ministry blog.