Sunday, May 24, 2009
Ronald Weinland: Second Trumpet Continues to Delay
A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
In Awe of God Pt 6 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1097 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 157
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
The false prophet speaks from his home Cincinnati, OH. Netherlands next week, (thanks for the tithes). The first Witness has a bad back. He passed out twice from the pain. He had a heart attack in 2005. He now lives with the confidence of living until he is slain by the Beast in about 3 years.
God still has not revealed the time of the 2nd Trumpet. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron marvels at pictures taken by the Hubble telescope. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron claims that the jury selection process has nothing to with justice. Preposterous, jury selection is designed to root out people who may have already reached a conclusion, those whose minds are already made up. Ron you are a damn knucklehead. (Sheesh) If he is ever prosecuted by the IRS, you bet he’ll want his lawyers to weed out anybody whose mind maybe be influenced by his claims to be a prophet.
Sighs and podium slaps… everybody’s so stupid… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s good to take a bath… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He doesn’t like people who stink sitting next to him on the plane…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He’s rambling all over the place…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. People who have left Ron’s church have minds like scrambled eggs.
Trillions of galaxies with billions of stars… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sabbath…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron gets really worked up! Is he God’s prophet? I AM A PROPHET. I AM HIS WITNESS! GET OFF THE POT! YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE!!! Blah, blah, blah, blah….
China’s buying up everything! China’s putting their money into resources. (True, but that does not make Ron a prophet.) Here we go, Ron asks, “How many cities do you have to see go up in smoke?” (Bald face appeal to fear. Grrr)
Everything you need is on the website…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sabbath and tithing determine one’s acceptability to God without these things God can’t help you. (Hmmph) Ron calls on the brethren to bring their tithes and that beyond tithes, offerings, too.
Rock on, Ron, rock on.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.