Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ronald Weinland, “Time Will Tell.”

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
In Awe of God Pt 5 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1104 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 158
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Vancouver, WA this week, RW says preliminary plans are being made for Feast of Tabernacles, provided of course they’re able to have it this year. Ron adds that “time will tell.” It certainly will. Tick Tock.

Ron trumpets his appearance at Idea City. Is this the beginning of the world coming to know God’s Two Witnesses? Ron states there has to be some reason behind this because of the timing. Ron is the Armageddon Forecaster.

Ron claims his appearance at Idea City is one of the Thunders. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron explains scriptures to his congregation because they can’t understand them. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron rails against pride…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s gone off the rails…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He’s still ranting…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Time will indeed tell.

Tick Tock. Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.

Dill Weed


Straight Angles said...

Ron invited to attend a conference where "Fifty of the planet’s brightest minds converge on Toronto.. to speak to a highly engaged audience".... This mind boggles!

The plot takes another turn.. and there's sure to be a few gags in the pipeline. Ohh I can hardly wait.

jack635 said...

Ha Ha. That's funny. Ron claims his appearance at Ideacity is one of the Thunders? I can imagine the thunder of laughter as he stomps off the stage.

Man, that 50 of the brightest minds sentence must have almost made his ego explode due to rapid expansion.