Saturday, May 30, 2009
Ronald Weinland’s Prostrate…
A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Revelation of Pentecost (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1090 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 156
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ronald Weinland’s Prostrate… in Cincinnati for a boring Pentecost sermon and 'celebration'. *Yawn*
Will Ron announce he has received Two Witness powers? It would be timely wouldn’t it?
Ron heard some kind of negative comment about his Idea City appearance and takes exception to it because “people make foolish comments because it is God’s work.” If God has a purpose, by allowing Ron to appear at Idea City everyone should be 100% behind it. He chastises his critic for criticizing God’s prophet. (GIMME A FRIGGIN’ BREAK! AGGGHH!)
New understanding will be in this sermon because of ‘things that have happened’ namely the failure of Ron’s prophecies to materialize. (Maybe a 51st Truth?) Ron talks scripture… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Bring in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves. First fruits, second fruits, fruits of the loom. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron prattles on and on…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sheep this, Sabbath that… Blah, blah, blah, blah….
God has ‘given it to Ron that he should be in Toronto to eat lunch with people.” (Whatever) Maybe, he’ll receive Two Witness powers there? Don't choke on an olive, Ron.
Oh, here we go a second mention about comments that Ron would go and eat with some gentiles on a Sabbath. (GASP!) There is no room for dissent(ers) in Ron’s church. They’re counting down every day. (You right about that, Ron.) Ron’s expecting Christ’s return three years from today! (Heh, heh, heh)
Ron links the Feast of Trumpets to the Trumpets of Revelation, but does not get specific. (Surprise!) Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says he is the Last of the First Fruits. I think he is the Fruitiest of all the Fruits. Ron are your Fruit of the Looms too tight?
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.