Ronald Weinland: More Repetition

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Government IN the Family Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 529 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 69
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Cincinnati, OH False Prophet Ronald Weinland has stated he believes there will be a Feast in 2011. Seems the Great Tribulation is still not on the fast track. This is, of course, exciting. *yawn*

Ron dangled another wrinkled, soft carrot … changes in the God government of the family. Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Cool video of the week - A Dill Weed, Jr. approved video.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

If Ronald Weinland Were a Meteorologist

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 536 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 70
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. As stridently as ever, he spent much time reminding followers they had to fight for this way of life. They had to keep to the word of God as revealed by God through Ron and that when they are chosen by God, God miraculously gives them understanding of the things Ron says so that explanation is not necessary. Yet, the many prophecies Ron has given continue to not happen so Ron has taken to producing more truths – soon to come.

If Ron were a meteorologist would he have any credibility? Meteorologists are given leeway because of the fickle nature of weather, but most of the time they get it right. Ron has failed to get anything right.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Epic Contradictions

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 543 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 71
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver, WA this Sabbath. He appointed four more elders to baptize new members. Placing yet another restriction on his flock, he forbid young males and females from communicating privately. He said the bible proves all things and yet seems blind to the many times he has contradicted it. Soon the evidence will be undeniable.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Only Half as Boring?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 550 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 72
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Weinland split his duty to bore with lackey Johnny Harrell as he spoke from Denver, CO this Sabbath. Did the doctors remove something that diminished his capacity to bore? We’ll see. I don’t think we could get that lucky.

They both emphasized there are but a few months left. Good. Keep doing that and pretty soon people will start asking questions.

You can train sheep to do about anything!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Retread

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 557 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 73
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Denver this Sabbath. Still replowing old ground he spoke more about the curse… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Nothing new.



Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Still No Two Witness Powers

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Curse Review Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 565 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 74
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious con man, Ronald Weinland, spoke from Toronto, Canada this Sabbath – an area he fled from in fear after his appearance at idea City. Ron regurgitated his sermon on the curse on women and as has ben pointed out has not used women to give prayers or sermons.

Neither, Ron or Laura has shown any Two Witness powers… and the Great Tribulation keeps not happening.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: We've Been This Way Before...

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Reviewing the Curse Pt 1(Summary)
Countdown: 565 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 74
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from a Providence, RI hotel this Sabbath. He announced the death of another elder. So far, his elders seem more susceptible to the Grim Reaper than those he has cursed.
Ron reviewed the Curse… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron managed to avoid prophesying once more.

The Curse of Ronald Weinland?

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Back in the Saddle and Going Nowhere

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Obedient to God’s Rest Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 572 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 75
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland, recovered from a burst appendix, spoke from Erie, PA this Sabbath. He spent much time addressing disunity in PKG – apparently not everyone agrees that women should be ministers or gets along and is speaking nicely to and about each other.

Ron is more and more excited about where we are in time. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s about family… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 579 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 76
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland was in Georgia this week. Planning for the next Feast has begun, if God allows it. Ron did not speak he let two fellow false shepherds do it. Of course, they said nothing of import, onlty being able to echo their false shepherd.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Halfway Back in the Saddle

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 586 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 77
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland reported his recovery from a burst appendix. It seems Ron is going to make a full recovery. He placed more restrictions on his flock forbidding them from posting pictures from the Feast. Whatever the doctors removed they did not remove Ron capacity to deliver a boring sermon. This week though he split the duties with an elder.

Ron avoided prophesying and/or performing any powerful works.

Some have asked if Ron meets an early demise who would win Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest? If Ron or Laura met their demise before the biblically assigned time it would amount to a denial of Christ by them or perhaps even vice-versa either way the person who guessed closest to the date without going over would win.

One cat’s prayer – see below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Paging Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Terry Wrozek Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 593 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 78
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Terry Wrozek, one of Ron’s underlings, gave the sermon this Sabbath and managed not to breath a word about Ron’s conspicuous absence.

Has Ron ascended to heaven to consult with God? Is he being called home in the manner of Jerry Falwell? Has Ron entered a prayer tower for some one on one time with God?

What about the Silent Witness – is she not able to carry on without Ron present? Didn't God choose her to be His second end time witness?

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

God: Heal Thyself Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Heal Thyself Ronald (Summary)
Countdown: 599 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 79
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Johnny Harrell filled in for the appendicitis stricken spokesman witness. It seems that God is not going to speed along His Witnesses recovery so Ron will have to rely on modern medicine. Apparently, Ron’s wife didn’t have any say in the matter as she didn’t heal him either. Maybe she tried but God wouldn’t let her.

Seems we will have filler served cold by Ron’s underlings. I wonder if they wonder why God would allow His Witness to be stricken.

Dillweed, Jr. asked if he could have some lady friends over for the weekend I thought sure how much trouble could that be.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Burden of Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 606 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 80
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Sheriff Wayne Matthews stepped in for an ailing Ronald Weinland this Sabbath. He reported Ron was feeling ill as many of his church’s member probably were after listening to so many boring sermons. Wayne is play Aaron to Ron’s Moses once more. Wayne reaffirmed his belief in the heretofore silent thunders.

Are we now going back to meaningless sermons now?

Perhaps we will be reminded that God used Ron powerfully so to reveal new truths and this solidifies Ron’s mantle of End Time prophet, Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The clock it keeps tick, tock ticking away.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: With a Mighty Swipe of His Powerful Paw…

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 613 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 81
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Over the last week, false prophet and religious con man and Herbert Armstrong idolizer, Ronald *yawn* Weinland has been giving sermon feasts. While it is hard to imagine anything more boring – Ron has cranked up the bore. Thus far God’s End Time *yawn* prophet and spokesman witness has yet to reveal anything of substance staying far away from any prophecy. Maybe that will change. Either way the clock keeps tick tock ticking to the time when he will deny Christ by admitting He won’t return May 12th, 2012.

Speaking of Christ’s non-return, Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest is in full swing! Our friend and brave contest Debbie went out on a limb a prognosticatin’ and predictifying that Ron would deny Christ by September 23rd, 2010. Well, the 23rd came and went and no denial and now Debbie becomes a member of the audience once more who will cheer the eventual winner of the contest.

As Ronald Weinland would have said had he saw Dill Weed Jr. swipe through the branch supporting Debbie, “With a Mighty Swipe of His Paw…” Debbie’s grand exit was put into motion.

Debbie's Grand Exit! (Heh, heh, heh... meowzers!)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wayne Matthews Rides Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement (Summary)
Countdown: 620 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 82
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Wayne Matthews Weinland’s side kick gave the sermon this Sabbath in Melbourne, Australia. Seems Ron might be slipping perhaps God has not given him enough power to give all the sermons.

Matthews faithfully followed the script regurgitating familiar themes. One wonders for how much longer that will continue while the Great Tribulation keeps not happening. A pay check though can make a man believe the obviously untrue.

What will the new truths be? Will Ron prophesy again picking up his God given mantle once again and striding forth powerfully so? Or will he trot out old material and claim ‘new’ understanding? Stay tuned.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

We've Reach the Half-Way Point, Weinland

That's rightfolks, we're over half-way through Ronald Wenland's Great Tribulation.

I've had to update my countdown. ( I couldn't wait to say that.) So now we're counting down to Christ's non-return May 27th 2012. God seems to have stopped talking to Ron 'in his mind' as we've not heard much in the way of prophesy from the Spokesman Witness or his silent side kick.

I seem to remember the Two Witnesses ministry to be one of prophesying. All Ron is doing is giving powerfully boring sermons in a powerfully boring style punctuated with the occasional awkward, ill timed, squawk, "It's all about family!" usually followed up with complaints about how people aren't getting along.

Are PKGers squirming in their seats beginning to question whether this couple are really God's Two Witnesses? One would hope so.

All Ron has been doing lately is 'discovering' new truths' in old literature. Oh, of course, these are divine gifts *yawn* from God delivered through his End Time Knuckle... err prophet. Ron leans on these as 'evidence' that he is God's prophet. And he has too.

All of his so called prophecies have failed to materialize so powerfully so that Ron seems to have learned the value of keeping his mouth shut when it comes to prophesying and sticking to the safe waters of speaking of that which is already written, of course, unless it involves Revelation where minds might start inquiring as to why THE TWO WITNESSES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GREATEST, MOST POWERFUL PROPHETS EVER - PERFORMING MIRACLES GREATER THAT CHRIST'S SEEM TO BE SO ORDINARY AND UNREMARKABLE, AND NOT TO MENTION, SO UNKNOWN.

The clock is ticking again and it tick tocks louder still to the hour Ronald Weinland denies Christ. How will Weinland deny Christ?

Consider: Weinland's entire theology is based on the understanding imparted to him when Jesus told him he had opened the first seal... blah, blah, blah.... Jesus told him about when he opened the other seals blah, blah, blah.... God told him (snicker - ah man I told myself I was going to make it through this without snickering!) God told him that he was not only His End Time Prophet, but that he and his wife were the Two Witnesses of Revelation - the Greatest and Most Powerful prophets EVA!

So how could the Two Most powerful prophets to have ever lived be wrong about Christ's return? Well, they simply couldn't, could they?

Tick Tock

The bell tolls for thee Ronald Weinland. Your hour of judgment draws near.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland:Half Way Through The Great Tribulation

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 627 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 83
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Miraculously, Weinland avoided performing any miracles… and just as amazing… Weinland also managed to avoid prophesying (the major mandate of his God given ministry). Ron also did not burn up anyone with breath of fire - for which the cat in the picture is obviously grateful. Maybe he should try one the peppers in the video below? (Heh-heh-heh) Enjoy!

Ron, however seems to be in touch with the spirit world which he reports is ‘stirred up.’ *yawn*

The spirit world ‘gets stirred up’ whenever some minister or religious group experiences or is about to experience some adversity – in this case we can assume it's the minister and not the group since no one knows or cares enough about PKG to want to oppose them in any way that might be termed persecution. Mike has the details.

The spirit world is ‘stirred up’, but the real world remains blissfully ignorant that the Great Tribulation is half-way over.

Dill Weed, Jr. has been snick snicking snicking away at the branch preparing for Debbies’ grand exit from Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Thankfull I'm Not In PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 634 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 84
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

The false prophet and religious conman, Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s so excited…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s about family… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Powerfully so…. Powerfully boring…. Ron managed to avoid prophesying and working any miracles.

Update on Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest:

Dill Weed Jr. has been lazing around on the limb beyond which Deborah sits with her prediction that Ron will deny Christ on September 23rd 2010. He’s been snick snicking away at the limb and has gotten through the bark and a good portion of the branch all while flicking his tail with glee. (He seems to have forgotten that we’re up next!) Anyway, we’ve planned a grand exit for Deborah that will be available on video once her date tick tocks by! Don’t miss it! We’ll will salute Deborah for playing and bid her a fond adieu when the time comes.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: Disunity in PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 641 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 85
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. He spent a good 15 minutes berating the brethren for not getting along and not associating much together before and after services. Considering that many drive long distances can you blame them for wanting to split afterwards?

In a nut shell (pun intended), Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Oh, and Ron is so excited...


Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 648 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 86
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath, He talked up ‘growth’ as God’s work; Lord know no religious group ever grew unless it was God’s blessing. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Dill Weed, Jr. reminds you to enter Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: Woe To You Backsliders

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 655 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 87
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from the Spokane, WA area this Sabbath. Sounding familiar themes Ron punished the flock saying they are sinners and some are back sliding gossipers exercising their filthy, stinking mouths.

Ron is stirred up and excited by the sermons he’ll give in the *yawn* next few weeks… boring.

Hneik... Jr., Get your paw outta my face!

Commandment 11 (Broke off when Moses dropped the tablets)
Thou Shalt Enter Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest

Ron, the bell tolls for thee…. and thine's miserable ministry.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Weinland Warns Followers: Do Not Enter Dill Weed’s End of the End Contest

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 662 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 88
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath. Summary: Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Healing in the mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Now for some good stuff!

The time has come ladies gentlemen for Dill Weed’s Great End of the End contest! Each reader can guess the date that Ron will deny Christ’s May 27th 2012 arrival. (Gasp!) Yes, indeed it’s time for you to put it all on the line in this exciting contest where you guess the date of the implosion of Ron’s ministry.

Dill Weed, how can we play and what are the rules?

To enter Dill Weed's Great End of the End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 27th, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply - sorry, I didn't get the date right the first time.) I must not be listening too closely.

Dill Weed, what will I win?

The winner will receive the undying admiration and adulation of their fellow contestants which may be expressed through comments like, “Pfffftt, that was my first guess!” or “That was a dang lucky guess - that’s what I was going to say!”

All contestants will admit your mightiness in declaring The End of the End and predictin’ and a prognosticatin’ the implosion of Ron’s false ministry! (which may continue in the basements of burned out and abandoned 7-11’s in the Cleveland area.) We’ll forego the ticker tape parade in NY and simply acknowledge that YOU ARE GREAT!

I’ll kick things off – after some tail pulling, a few scratches, some bandages and the ransoming of a carton (That’s right a CARTON of tuna) Dill Weed, Jr. and me came up with our guess which is… drum roll…. Ron abandons the time line by May 27th, 2011. We’re in. Now, it’s your turn! (I changed my prediction date to May 27th from May 12th. (Sorry folks, Jr. and me weren't listening that closely plus we were a fussin' and fuedin' over our proph... err prediction.)

Cool video of the week!
Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Boredom to Come

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 669 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 89
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from his home town of Cincinnati this Sabbath. There are four new Truths coming. They will be as meaningless as the others. It seems Weinland followers aren’t requiring much in the way of proof to keep believing. That’s OK, because soon after Ron’s Truth and pony show the absence of any evidence support Ron’s claims will rear its ugly head again.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Even in the Great Tribulation, You Must Tithe.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offerings Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 676 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 90
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and con man Ronald Weinland was in Minnesota this Sabbath beating his favorite drum: Tithing. Tithing supports he and his wife’s lifestyle and pays for their mansion and travel so it’s important to more than just God.

Ron’s working on two new Truths that he says he has already mentioned – so more repetition. I hope he’s working on his reason for changing the timeline.

The sands of time are running low. We’re getting close to the half-way point and the world is oblivious.

Cool video of the week!


Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: No Room to Question.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 677 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 97
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from a hot Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. He didn’t bother to change the weather perhaps he was too busy working on Feast sermons.

He announced there would be two more Truths. I believe I heard him say before that there would be no more Truths. Some murmuring has occurred, folks are doubting Ron is a prophet – perhaps because of the lack of evidence? We will be there as the evidence continues to not pile up.

Ron disfellowshipped a non-tither. You can’t stay if you don’t pay.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: On a Spiritual Plane…

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 684 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 98
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Portland, OR this Sabbath. He reviewed PKG ‘early’ years managing to exclude his false prophecies and the still delaying 2nd Trumpet. He also managed to avoid prophesying, too. He talked much about types and patterns – standard filler used to related biblical stories to modern times.


Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Rely On God By Listening To Me

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 691 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 99
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Warren, MO this week. Ron reviews his biblical calculus with all its leaps of logic, navel gazing and eye glazing wonder. *Yawn*

The Great Tribulation is almost halfway over and the world has slept through it. The Two Witnesses remain unknown and ignorant of God’s plans even though God speaks regularly into Ron's mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Running Out of Time

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 698 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 100
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto this Sabbath. He recalled his trip to Idea City where God allowed him to be filled with fear and caused him to flee back to the U.S. and more welcoming audiences.

Weinland noted we are now in the period called “time” in the countdown to Christ’s 2012 return. Members have been following along on their calendars. Good, because soon they will start asking some hard questions.

We understand the Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We are special. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. They just can’t understand. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: No Room for Competition

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offerings Pt 2
(Summary)
Countdown: 705 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 101
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

1st Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. It seems some in the growing church think they can think for themselves, one taking it so far as to proclaim himself one of the Two Witnesses. This earned him a summary disfellowshipment by Ron.

Ron again avoid prophesy and prophesying by beating his favorite drums tithing and offerings which of course are exciting and can’t be understood unless Ron explains them and Boy! Aren’t we lucky Ron is here to explain them!

Dumbfounding… incredible to understand… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mold and fashion through time Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Tithing Stick: Thou Shalt Pay Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offferings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 712 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 102
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious snake oil salesman, Ronald Weinland brought out the tithing stick in Dallas, TX. You knew it was coming. The flock has not been cajoled and berated lately and more brethren have joined. It is time to turn them upside down until the money shakes free from their pockets. Ron hears change clattering on the floor sees changes in members who have tithed. Tick Tock.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

When Ronald Weinland Did What He Did…

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Focus on God's Kingdom (Summary)
Countdown: 719 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 103
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Bloomington, IN false prophet Weinland remarked on the inflow of suck.. members in these Last Days. Many have not experienced the full eight days of The Feast of *Yawn* Tabernacles.

The final Elijah will meet with senior elders at his humble home. (I wonder what they will think about his tithe paid for digs.) New people have questions and Ron and the elders need a plan to answer them. Apparently, just sending them to the website is not enough.


Cool video of the week. Something else Ron can’t do.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Prophet Who Talks More About the Past Than the Future

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 726 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 104
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from the U.K false prophet Ronald Weinland enjoys another vacation at the expense of his flock.

Some are murmuring about how money is used by God’s End Time prophet.

Ron points out the blessing of early sermon revealing the 50th *Yawn* truth. He claims Thunders getting louder and louder. Maybe we can have Feast of Tabernacles next year too(!) Ron gets dumbfounded.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Sabbath Squabble, Ron Threatens to Return with Christ

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Fulfillment of Pentecost Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 733 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 105
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland speaks from the Nederland’s this week 2 years and one day before Christ returns. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron wastes the greater part of a sermon reading a letter a Jewish person wrote about Passover. Whatever. Boring.

Cool video of the week. No, Dillweed, Jr.!!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Stuck in 1994 and Dumb Founded, too.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 740 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 106
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Detroit, MI this week false prophet Weinland backs up expectations for events in the Great Tribulation. Could it all occur in one week or one weekend? Say, May 20 - 27, 2012?

Quickly, Ron seeks the comfort of scriptures that don’t talk about the end. Ron got bumped on the street by another pedestrian. It proves we live in a sick, sick, world. What a joke! Has he forgiven the man who bumped into him? And to think the man didn’t know he just bumped into one of the Two Witnesses of Revelation!

"May 27th, 2012 Jesus Christ returns. It is just reality. Like the sun comes up in the morning." (When will Ron deny reality?)


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More and Greater Boredom Prerecorded

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 747 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 107
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False Prophet Ronald Weinland spoke prerecorded from Hawaii. He reaffirmed Christ’s return date of May 2012. Dissension remains a problem in some areas despite the presence of the Two Witnesses.

Ron doesn’t expect God to stop the Icelandic volcano from erupting possibly causing diversion in the Two Witnesses End Time ministry.

Will Ron pour out the Holy Spirit on followers during Pentecost to assist with the expected unprecedented growth as more and more recognize Ron and Laura as God’s Two End Time Witnesses more powerfully so?

Ron speculates that some in PKG are upset that he is conquering in Hawaii.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Christ’s Return Will Be Tape Delayed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 8 (Summary)
Countdown: 754 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 108
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland speaks from Boulder, CO today, he and his wife Laura have graciously allowed it to rain in TN.

Breaking news out of Boulder, everyone will be able to see Christ’s return even those who pierced him because his arrival will be videotaped and those resurrected from the dead later will be able to rent the video. Not prophecy, but something wacky and new!

What will be revealed on the Last Great Day?

He doesn’t recognize the contradiction: Ron rails against adding to scripture when he has done so repeatedly. The oil spill in the Gulf is not the 2nd Trumpet, it is a Thunder apparently not one made to confuse his mockers, in other words, a real one.

And now a pleasant diversion that get 5 Stars from Dill Weed, Jr. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Still Not Prophesying

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 7 (Summary)
Countdown: 761 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 109
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron speaks from Windsor, CT this week. Don’t hold your breath waiting for new prophecy; he’s avoided it like the plagues he can’t call down upon mankind.

Filler sermon with still more filler to come.

Don’t the Two Witnesses have anything better to do than delivered tired sermons that have been given many times?

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Even Ron sounded bored.


Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Much Ado About Nothing

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 6 (Summary)
Countdown: 768 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 110
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron speaks from Detroit, MI this week delivering yet another sermon in this seemingly endless series. Ron seems to be studiously avoiding any chance of prophesying. Me thinks we’re in for a great bore. Sigh. Time to pull Junior’s tail!

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We are a family… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. If you have ears to hear…. Thunders increasing… earthquakes… USGS says not here.

Read all about Weinland’s “shock and horror” here.

We are just over 4 months away from the midpoint of Ronald Weinland’s Great Tribulation and still most of the world is unaware. Weinland is still unknown. He chooses NOT to use his Two Witness powers to announce himself and his ministry to the world.

Reading scriptures is less dangerous than prophesying.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom, Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 775 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 111
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and general knucklehead, Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this week in his usual boring, repetitive and general style. Will he break out some new prophecy, update some old, discard some failed? Are throngs of people called by God beating down the door and demanding to tithe so they can be baptized? Have roads had to be cordoned off to accommodate them? Have the Two Witnesses begun the public portion of their end time misery… ministry? Stay tuned! I’ll keep Dill Weed, Jr. up through the whole sermon so he can write his half of this blog. One good little tail yank ought do it.. . Heh-heh-heh.

Ron begins by recounting his international travel woes. Boo-Hoo. Every prophet has had to suffer some time, most didn’t get to do it on modern means of travel and in fancy hotels all paid for by their congregation members. He was given an upgrade to a presidential sweet. He was fortunately able to avoid the manager suite. He stayed in Scottsdale which is the expensive part of town. The Two Witnesses ‘were given favor’ - by God or customer service oriented businesses?

Sounds like we’re in for a another snore-er. Ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Incredibly boring to understand. The world can’t understand what is written in it’s own encyclopedias. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Awesome to understand, it’s about family. (Who could have guessed?)

Ron waxes on one of his favorite topics of wonder, Hubble, with its inherent ability to 'not be understood.' Seeking the edge of the universe is a foolish venture like seeking the edge of the world was for explorers of the past.

Ron, you’re an idiot and a poor public speaker. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron boo-hoos about litter on the highways, but he doesn’t stop to pick it up. He does not mention community organizations that purchase sections of the highways for the right to pick up litter. Does PKG pick up litter along our highways? Will Ron lead a movement; perhaps spark a ‘revival’ in a sick world?

Below, Dill Weed, Jr.'s reaction to Ron's coming admission that he is a false prophet.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Prophet Ron speaks from Australia again. He claims he knew earthquakes were coming to California since last year. Right, nothing like going out on a limb for God’s End time prophet. Who is expecting earthquakes in California anyway?

Ron reviews the story of Christ’s death. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron diverts to talking about gnats, flies, camels and uncleanness.

We will have to wait for the Last Great Day for Ron to break out some new prophecy. Probably.

Boring.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Ungrateful Mockers Can't Understand

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron speaks from Australia for the second time because of technical problems. He makes an impassioned plea for followers at upcoming sermons to not wear perfume of cologne as the Spokesman Witness has allergies and an enfeebled immune system.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron comments that mockers are listening for any little error and they just can’t understand.

Hmm. I understand. I’m not listening for any little errors though. The big ones will do. I'm waiting for the timeline to change and listening for further prophecy from the Spokesman Witness. Also I’m keeping track of previous ‘prophecy’, most of, if not all of which remains unfulfilled.

Ron says his mockers are full of hate, they hate what they are hearing and they hate him. I don’t hate Ron Weinland. I hate that he is a religious con man misleading people claiming to be God’s End Time prophet. I hate that – powerfully so – and I’ve never even been associated with any COG.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Blah, blah, blah, blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Epic boredom waits, if you dare.
Minor false prophet speaks from New Zealand. Ron feels it’s a privilege to bore New Zealanders in person. There were four ordinations of expectant followers.

Not expecting anything new, molding and fashioning, in a greater way, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. sleepy, so sleepy. He’s harping on the Sabbath, big surprise.

It blows Ron’s mind that mockers would torture themselves by listening to his sermons. He’s got a point, but the payoff is coming when he’ll have to eat his words about Christ’s return and some explain how he is not a false prophet. Tick Tock.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Great Delay

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover (Summary)
Countdown: 789 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 113
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke fron New Zealand for the Passover. (Could you pass some more of that flat bread over here?)

Five minutes in, he was already repeating himself saying the sermon would be like a lot of Passover sermons gone before. *Yawn*

He delayed expectations of Two Witness powers further… not until after the 5th Trumpet, while we are still waiting on the 2nd.

From the New York Times – (Might this have been the Armageddon Weinland referred to?) "John Boehner, the House minority leader, declared that the passage of health reform was “Armageddon.”"

Weinland now has something in common with Homer Simpson.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Matthew's Aaron to Ron's Moses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Plan for You - Wayne Matthews (Summary)
Countdown: 796 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 114
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron’s taking the Sabbath off so Wayne Matthews gave the sermon. It’s certain no new prophecy will be given. So, I asked myself, why listen? I couldn’t come up with one, so I didn’t.

I suspect Aaron ran into a similar lack of interest when he filled in for Moses. Until, next week then the clock continues to tick down.

Enjoy the video of a cute kitten below.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Silence of the Trumpets

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Increasing the Body of Christ (Summary)
Countdown: 803 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 115
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this weekend. He was still suffering from the lingering effects of the out gassing of formaldehyde from last week. Most of the crowd is from out of town. They must not have anything better to do with their time.

Sounds like this sermon will be a snooze fest. I’m not expecting any new prophecy.

Hundreds of thousands will join, the Witnesses are not using their powers because they are not for show, but are for a specific purpose. Like making themselves known?

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Boring! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ugh!

Here we go! Ron asks, “Could it be a year until the 2nd Trumpet sounds? Yes, it could. Could it be longer than a year? Yes, it very well could be.” The silence of the Thunders is followed by the silence of the Trumpets and it is deafening. This was, of course, buried mid-sermon.

Baptisms now can be done by laying on of hands. After dunking themselves converts can run by elders slapping high fives and be baptized. Whoo-Hoo!

Here is an interesting article on the timing of the Two Witnesses.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Failure to Deliver

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 810 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 116
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Minor false prophet, Ronald Weinland, speaks from Lubbock, TX this Sabbath.
Will the apostle, prophet, spokesman Witness, Last Elijah, and Last Zerabubbel ‘with the plumb line in his hand,’ raise his gnarled staff to the sky in the midst of The Great Tribulation and call down fire from the sky?

Will he punish mockers worldwide by shutting up the heavens so that no rain may fall? Will he curse mightily and powerfully so, and in a greater and stronger way, so powerfully that it can't be comprehended, even by the NASA astronomers and phycists working with the Hubble telescope, that it terrifies beyond measure paper towel throwers everywhere? And will THAT inspire you to keep fighting for this way of life?

I won’t miss a thrilling minute to bring these answers to you! It’s just the right thing to do.

Ron waxes on that the world economic situation that is falling apart, the Greece situation, Germany, and France, etc. Then in the next breath says that God is holding it together. He marvels at the stock market and dumbfounds himself. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron says, "If he had the ability to work miracles, he would shut off your electricity and the lid would be up on your toilet (miraculously, of course) and you would get stuck as punishment for selfishly leaving it up in thefirst place." Well, I guess us guys are in luck that he has no powers.

More about picking up litter. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Uh-oh! Someone left paper towels on the bathroom floor in Dallas and Ron, Lo and Behold, moved by love for others picked up tsome paper towels from the bathroom floor.

Still no new prophecy… Fasten your seat belt to watch the video below.

It's always a process... Yes, it is. One that never seems to end. Blegh!

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Healing the Mind, Boring the Flock

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 817 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 117
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Minor false prophet, Ronald Weinland, spoke from Cincinnati, OH today. There was a ministerial meeting so members could prepare to welcome the thousands who will soon flock to PKG because they have been humbled by the events of the on-going, raging Great Tribulation.

Ron rails on about the Sabbath. No one can understand it, blah, blah, blah, …. It’s all about family. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Maybe he'll he say something of import. How about a Thunder update?

Chile experienced some powerful earthquakes. Thankfully, mostly away from populated areas so the death toll is relatively low and the tsunami warnings have gone out and the waves aren't too big.

There is an odor of formaldehyde and it’s affecting the prophet. They may have to move to an upper room. Perhaps they will receive the Holy Spirit? Ron rails against gossipers in the business world and some gossipers in the church. *yawn*

Ron rails against “butts all over the ground” eliciting laughter; Ron rages against selfish people who throw paper on the ground and recommends picking up litter to church members. WOW! Ron says he seen people acting like pigs throwing paper towels on the ground (again) and says he’d like to grab them by the nape of the neck and hits his fist against his hand (there was a slapping noise.) NOW, that’s good preaching!

Ron is not afraid to tackle the heavy issues afflicting this world!

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: God Bless This Internet Connection.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 824 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 118
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this week. The Great Tribulation continues rolling along and most people don’t know it.

Soon though tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands will be rushing to join PKG and the newly ordained will be eager and ready to baptize them, provided they are paying their tithes.

The prayer asked God to bless the Internet connection. Then, a jolt of static electricity hit the system, but did not damage it. And, you wanted proof Ole Ronny was God’s prophet. PFFFTT!

A ministerial meeting looms next week to prepare the ordained for some splishin’ and a splashin’.

Ron waxes on humility again. “You shouldn’t murder”, but it’s OK for Ron to wish his mockers would die slowly from the inside or quickly, God, but just make it soon.

Ron waxes on bad drivers – most of whom are worse than him. Ron slams rubberneckers. They are, of course, selfish and prideful people, like people who don’t throw away paper towels and leave them lying on the counter or floor - wicked, wicked people.

Ron is preparing PKGers to do conversion work after Christ returns that is after The Great Tribulation, Armageddon and Ron and Laura’s death on the streets of Jerusalem.

The rest of the sermon: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron couldn't comprehend light traveling 14 billions years to reach Hubble and he got dumbfounded, too, over something that I am sure was incomprehensible.


Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.